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Dear Facebook Friends,

You are not Jimmy Fallon. Please stop writing “pithy” and “pointed” requests to inanimate objects.

Love,

Emily

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Dear Facebook Friends,

The USPS is in enough trouble. Kindly mail your stupid letters to the intended recipients rather than spray them to everyone you know.

Love,

Emily

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Real post later today.

 

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4 comments

  1. Wouldn’t this make more sense on your Wall? (and this where that smile-y or wink-y emoticon thing-y would go).
    Then again, I’m not on Facebook (gasp!) so I have no idea what you must be going through.
    Carry on.

    1. I don’t want to feed the monster (insert emoticon) .

  2. I do this from time to time. *hides face in shame*

    1. Haha from time to time it’s amusing because then it’s actually humorous. It’s when it’s several times a day that I start blocking people’s updates :)

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