The part where I scare off all my subscribers

I have recently come across something on the internets that I feel heartily constrained to broadcast further. I’m scared out of my wits but cannot look away so hopefully bringing others into the fold will lessen the horror. Once you out evil it becomes subdued. Like the plot of The Ring, I must show it to you in order that I won’t die myself. The burden will be on you, my readers.

My poor, hapless readers.

I just keep telling myself it was found on the cutting room floor of possible soundtrack options for the final dream sequence of Twin Peaks. Unfortunately the only thing these have in common is the exploitation of short people.

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16 comments

  1. A five minute loop of “whipped cream poured like waterfalls”? That’s all you’ve got? I have heard the same My Little Pony episode again and again and again. This is nothing! Just wait ’til Bebe comes and gets hooked on Elmo. THAT’S some scary shit!

    1. I think I’m more afraid of the coming of Caillou.

  2. The internet is a wild and not always wonderful place….

  3. I am haunted. I’ll be back. I need a drink.

    1. Have one for me too, willya? ;)

  4. Caillou is the devil.

  5. That was so waterfalls. I mean weird. You should give a better warning before poured like waterfalls. I mean show whipped cream. I mean video cream. Whipped cream. Poured like waterfalls. Whipped. Waterfalls. Whipped cream poured.

    Damn it. I’m broken. I sound like spam waterfalls. I mean I sound like cream now. Damn it.

    Waterfalls.

    1. Good luck getting it out of your head. And let me know if you do because it’s been the soundtrack to my life for the past week and I think it will soon seriously impact the growth of my poor Bebe.

  6. I don’t even know what I just watched. And who or what the heck is Caillou? I know – I live under a rock but maybe sometimes that is a good place to live…

    1. Although it won’t help much, it’s from one of those Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen videos from the 90s, slowed down. And Caillou is this show on PBS about a hairless four-year-old who whines about EVERYTHING,

      Under a rock sounds like a purdy good place to be right now :)

  7. Beware of Yo Gabba Gabba

    1. Considered me warned.

  8. I now need a full treatment of mind-altering drugs…

    1. LOL! My husband and I were just joking this morning that watching the full version is like seeing the world through Bootsy Collins glasses.

Now you can hold the magic talking stick.

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