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That's C. And it is ~*~glorious~*~.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/louis-what.gif</image:loc><image:title>louis-what</image:title><image:caption>"There are words coming out of your mouth and they are English and I should understand them, but alas I do not-eth."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/grover1.gif</image:loc><image:title>grover</image:title><image:caption>Literally me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-19T15:47:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2016/10/23/absences-missing-earrings-and-coming-out-alive/</loc><lastmod>2016-10-30T02:05:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2016/05/08/when-we-mother/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/istock_000086452787_medium.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iStock_000086452787_Medium</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-01T23:43:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/03/16/in-praise-of-glasses/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/baby-wearing-glasses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby wearing glasses</image:title><image:caption>I dare you to say that's not adorable. 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7245</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-28T14:51:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2016/04/01/we-made-it-in-praise-of-four/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/candles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>candles</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/img_6745.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6745</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/in-praise-of-four.jpg</image:loc><image:title>In Praise of Four</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-05T05:31:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2016/03/21/an-open-letter-to-my-almost-four-year-old-on-the-day-she-almost-made-me-lose-it/</loc><lastmod>2017-06-20T08:23:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2016/03/06/the-new-ghostbusters-trailer-is-the-disappointment-i-never-prepared-myself-for/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/ghostbusters-reboot-movie-cast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 7225</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-09T23:43:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2016/03/01/the-top-6-most-wtf-moments-of-the-fuller-house-pilot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/michelles-gone-2.gif</image:loc><image:title>michelles gone-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/fuller-house-1024-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 7221</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/dumdums.gif</image:loc><image:title>dumdums</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-09T11:03:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2016/02/25/reacting-to-reactions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/goat.gif</image:loc><image:title>goat</image:title><image:caption>Give these lil' brusters some Ha's.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/giphy.gif</image:loc><image:title>giphy</image:title><image:caption>Move over, English language. 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juliet</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-22T22:42:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2016/02/10/the-aftermath/</loc><lastmod>2016-04-08T04:11:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2016/02/04/parenting-blogger-emily-austin-on-turning-a-hobby-into-a-full-time-job/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/emily-and-cee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Emily and her daughter, Cee.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/the-waiting-emily-austin-header1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 7178</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/emily-austin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Emily Austin</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/emily-and-daughter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Emily and daughter</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/dp-logo.png</image:loc><image:title>DP-Logo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-24T13:14:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2016/01/25/5-classic-disney-movies-that-should-never-be-remade/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/picmonkey-collage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PicMonkey Collage</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/wart-blink.gif</image:loc><image:title>wart blink</image:title><image:caption>None of </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/disney_survey_-_the_sword_and_the_stone.gif</image:loc><image:title>Disney_Survey_-_The_Sword_and_the_Stone</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/pirateband.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PirateBand</image:title><image:caption>I have an almost irrational hatred for this duo. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/mary-poppins.gif</image:loc><image:title>mary poppins</image:title><image:caption>Don't cross her.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/5-classic-disney-movies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5 classic disney movies</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-24T16:44:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2016/01/21/stop-everything-and-do-this-right-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/tumblr_lb86w5mp6p1qaclxyo1_400.gif</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_lb86w5MP6p1qaclxyo1_400</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-10T15:05:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2016/01/19/its-all-in-the-timing/</loc><lastmod>2016-03-24T22:46:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2016/01/18/we-really-should-do-this-more-often/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/david_bowie_1976.jpg</image:loc><image:title>David_Bowie_1976</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/we-should-do-this-more-often.jpg</image:loc><image:title>We Should Do This More Often</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-24T11:55:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2016/01/09/we-should-all-have-a-little-more-fun/</loc><lastmod>2016-02-24T17:04:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2015/12/21/50-happy-things-for-2015-bloggers-unite-in-flood-of-gratitude/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/img_5597-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5597 (1)</image:title><image:caption>My precious girl has transformed my life. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-26T09:51:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2015/11/30/paying-it-forward-with-uncommongoods-cyber-monday-giveaway/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/claymation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>claymation</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/uncommongoods-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UncommonGoods-logo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/planet-lollipops.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Planet Lollipops</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/bike-chalk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bike Chalk</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dj-cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DJ Cat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/glass-zipper-bag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Glass Zipper Bag</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/crimson-heart-umbrella.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crimson Heart Umbrella</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/rainbow-unicorn-mug.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rainbow unicorn mug</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/tortilla-baby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tortilla Baby</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-02T00:55:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2015/11/24/five-thanksgiving-foods-your-kid-will-talk-about-in-therapy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/5-thanksgiving-foods-your-kids-will-talk-about-in-therapy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5 Thanksgiving Foods Your Kids Will Talk About in Therapy</image:title><image:caption>Photo Credit: David D on Flickr</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/eat-a-roll.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eat a roll</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-24T16:04:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2015/11/03/the-red-bandana/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/img_5026.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5026</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-21T15:58:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2015/05/18/eating-the-elephant/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/eating-the-elephant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eating the Elephant</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-03T18:43:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2015/09/07/the-one-simple-thing-that-makes-three-year-olds-unhuman/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/unicorn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unicorn</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/img_4485.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4485</image:title><image:caption>"And all other duties as assigned"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/exorcist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>exorcist</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-20T12:39:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2015/07/29/twenties-vs-thirties/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/nissan-sentra-sedan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nissan-Sentra-sedan</image:title><image:caption>Aaaaaaand THIS is your LIFE!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/tina-fey-high-five.gif</image:loc><image:title>Tina Fey high five</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-09T16:49:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2015/07/14/women-cast-to-play-ghostbusters-internet-loses-collective-mind/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/300px-stay-puft-marshmallow-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>300px-Stay-puft-marshmallow-man</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/football.jpg</image:loc><image:title>football</image:title><image:caption>You say "tomato," I say "oh my look at the time I need to go clean out the lint catcher in my dryer."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/vigo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vigo</image:title><image:caption>What a barrel of fun this guy is. Source: Columbia Pictures</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/ghostbusters2babyoscarc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghostbusters2babyoscarc</image:title><image:caption>How can you resist all the stinky Baby Oscar diaper jokes of Ghostbusters II? You can't. Source: Columbia Pictures</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/ghostbusters-2-bathtub.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghostbusters-2-bathtub</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/fur1.gif</image:loc><image:title>fur1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/ghostbusters-new.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghostbusters new</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/ghostbusters-image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghostbusters-image</image:title><image:caption>Who you gonna call? Not He-Man. Source: Columbia Pictures</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-05T03:00:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2015/08/03/welcoming-you-have-to-see-it-to-believe-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/header-w2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>header w</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/welcoming-you-have-to-see-it-to-believe-it.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Welcoming You Have to See It to Believe It</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-03T13:32:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2015/06/28/chores-of-the-childless/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/happy-duster.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>happy duster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/baking-with-kids_12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baking-with-kids_12</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/tlc-logo2x.png</image:loc><image:title>tlc-logo@2x</image:title><image:caption>She's laughing all the way to the bank. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/laughing-cow.png</image:loc><image:title>laughing cow</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/chores-of-the-childless.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chores of the childless</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-05T01:01:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2015/06/03/who-i-was-today/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/who-i-was-today.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Who I Was Today</image:title><image:caption>I do a better job of caring for my actual child than the preschool craft version of her. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-29T09:48:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2015/05/06/12-ways-to-say-thanks-to-mom-this-mothers-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/12-ways-to-say-thanks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>12 Ways to Say Thanks</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/every-mother-counts-logo.png</image:loc><image:title>Every-Mother-Counts-logo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-13T02:37:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2015/04/23/chocolate-crepes-with-berries/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/chocolate-crepes-with-berries.jpg</image:loc><image:title>healthy recipe chocolate crepes with berries</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/chocolate-crepes-nutrition-facts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chocolate Crepes Nutrition Facts</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/chocolate-crepes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 6950</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/leader-s.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leader s</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-28T21:02:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2015/04/18/everything-i-ever-needed-to-know-about-life-i-learned-from-dr-seuss/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/no_pat_no.png</image:loc><image:title>No_pat_no!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/franklin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>franklin</image:title><image:caption>Franklin In the Dark by Paulette Bourgeois</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/dr-seuss-clark-one-fish-two-fish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dr Seuss Clark One Fish Two Fish</image:title><image:caption>One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish by Dr. Seuss</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/madelineappendix.jpg</image:loc><image:title>madelineappendix</image:title><image:caption>Madeline by Ludwig Behelmans</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-18T06:55:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2015/04/13/smile-dads-get-judged-too/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/dads-get-judged-too.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dads Get Judged Too</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-31T16:38:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2015/04/07/speaker-spotlight-emily-austin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/emily-me-and-c1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Emily Austin with her daughter</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/headshot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A photo of Emily Austin</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/reluctant1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Picture of Emily Austin looking unenthused</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/emily-me-and-c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 6910</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-19T17:35:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2015/03/31/to-miss-c-on-her-third-birthday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/img_2077.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2077</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/to-miss-c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>to miss c</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/img_1995.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peppa Pig birthday cake</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-18T07:01:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2015/03/12/pushing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/school-daze.jpg</image:loc><image:title>school daze</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-24T20:35:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2015/03/05/threading-the-needle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/threading-the-needle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>threading the needle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/studs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>studs</image:title><image:caption>Well, we needed to make a snow turtle first. We called him Studs Turtle. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/needles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>needles</image:title><image:caption>Source http://www.sew4home.com/tips-resources/buying-guide/hand-sewing-selecting-right-needle-job</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-16T21:53:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2015/03/02/its-not-about-the-dress/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/the-dress.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the dress</image:title><image:caption>No matter how you look at it, it's still just a dress. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ikea-monkey-in-toronto-st-008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ikea monkey in Toronto stsore</image:title><image:caption>Oh, little monkey. I certainly hope you found what you were looking for. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-12T07:52:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2015/02/26/boundaries-in-blogging/</loc><lastmod>2015-02-26T19:42:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2015/02/16/cee-says-the-darndest-things/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/sunglasses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunglasses</image:title><image:caption>"I'm rock-and-roll."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/cee-says-the-darndest-things1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cee Says the Darndest Things</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-22T17:03:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2015/02/02/come-see-me-at-press-publish/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/phoenix.jpg</image:loc><image:title>phoenix</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/paci-twofer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paci twofer</image:title><image:caption>Upon telling her to remove one pacifier from her mouth, Cee promptly inserted another, thus eliciting I-can't-evens from both me and my husband.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/target.jpg</image:loc><image:title>target</image:title><image:caption>I was so happy that I had to take a selfie. This is what my life has come to, friends. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-08T21:58:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2015/01/29/whole-wheat-waffles-with-spiced-apples/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/wheat-waffles-with-spiced-apples1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whole wheat waffles with spiced apples</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/wheat-waffles-with-spiced-apples.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 6804</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/leader-w.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leader w</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-31T21:21:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2015/01/22/your-toddler-doesnt-care-if-youre-on-your-period-and-heres-why-you-shouldnt-either/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/toddler-doesnt-care.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Your toddler doesn't care if you're on your period, and here's why you shouldn't either.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-13T01:57:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2015/01/16/ten-birthday-cakes-that-will-help-you-breathe-easier/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/10-cakes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10 cakes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/perfect-cake-101.jpg</image:loc><image:title>perfect cake 10</image:title><image:caption>Image Source: ruffledblog.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/perfect-cake-91.jpg</image:loc><image:title>perfect cake 9</image:title><image:caption>Image Source: thebakeryspot.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/perfect-cake-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>perfect cake 8</image:title><image:caption>Image Source: 8.	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Cakesdecor.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/perfect-cake-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>perfect cake 3</image:title><image:caption>Image Source: 3.	Stylesweetca.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/perfect-cake-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>perfect cake 2</image:title><image:caption>Image Source: Catchmyparty.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-16T14:15:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2015/01/07/parenthood-it-doesnt-get-easier/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/parenthood-it-doesnt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Parenthood it Doesn't</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/grass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grass</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-23T00:29:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2015/01/01/i-guess-i-make-new-years-resolutions-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/doc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doc</image:title><image:caption>She was a baby when we moved this summer, but now she's a doctor, so I *guess* she can move upstairs. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-16T09:23:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/12/23/why-im-giving-my-daughter-presence-this-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/presence.jpg</image:loc><image:title>presence</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/me-and-c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>me and c</image:title><image:caption>My friend Melissa took this picture of C and me earlier in the fall. Is it sweet? Well, yeah. But does it capture how available I am to my daughter all the time? Not by a long shot. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-31T08:50:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/12/17/get-stuffed-stuffed-meatballs-and-stuffed-mushrooms/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/stuffed-meatballs-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 6717</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/leader-t.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leader t</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/stuffed-meatballs-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stuffed meatballs (1)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-30T16:06:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/12/08/the-absolute-joy-of-absolute-mayhem/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/absolutemayhemcoversebook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>absolutemayhemcoversebook</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-08T20:11:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/12/03/apple-crumb-cake/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/leader-d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leader 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story</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-21T02:04:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/11/19/brussels-sprouts-two-ways/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/leader-i.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leader i</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/roasted-brussels-sprouts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Roasted Brussels Sprouts</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/brussels-sprouts-slaw1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brussels Sprouts slaw</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/brussels-sprouts-slaw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 6683</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-21T03:57:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/11/18/the-first-night/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-19T21:47:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/11/17/writing-as-therapy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/tumblr_inline_mfco4wobdu1qjxfzm.gif</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_inline_mfco4wOBdu1qjxfzm</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-03T13:31:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/11/14/the-secret-keepers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/secrets.jpg</image:loc><image:title>secrets</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/10400730_1104674932575_1420573_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Me, age 11</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-15T04:04:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/11/13/nearly-wordless-wednesday-erm-thursday-sticktoittiveness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/img_0343.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0343</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-14T03:55:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/11/12/everything-smashed-potatoes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/everything-smashed-potatoes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 6666</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/leader-h.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leader 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cupcake</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/hook_festivus.png</image:loc><image:title>Hook_Festivus</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-31T16:21:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/10/29/spinach-salad-with-orzo-chickpeas-and-feta/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/spinach-salad-with-chickpeas-and-orzo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spinach Salad with Chickpeas and Orzo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/spinach-salad-with-chickpeas-and-orzo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 6600</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/leader-s1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leader s</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-04T21:57:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/10/09/butter-pecan-mashed-sweet-potatoes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/leader-s.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leader s</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/butter_pecan_mashed_sweet_potatoes1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>butter_pecan_mashed_sweet_potatoes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/butter_pecan_mashed_sweet_potatoes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 6596</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-31T02:28:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/09/01/humility-at-work/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/photo-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (5)</image:title><image:caption>Sheepish Emily is sheepish. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-03T13:51:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/08/20/you-can-dance-if-you-want-to/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-06T16:32:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/08/09/considering-c/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/considering-c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>considering c</image:title><image:caption>considering c</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-24T04:20:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/07/29/come-fly-with-me-heres-your-barf-bag/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/photo-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>broken airplane monitor</image:title><image:caption>This show is almost as good as Two and a Half Men. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/air-travel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Four New Things To Hate About Air Travel</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-26T12:32:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/07/22/heading-to-blogher-14-next-week-so-are-we/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/bh14_10th_fundentity_standard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 6568</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/bh14_10th_fundentity_standard-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BH14_10th_Fundentity_v3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-22T18:44:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/07/14/privilege/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/img_0096.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0096</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/img_0165.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0165</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-06T01:31:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/07/01/remember-the-time-when-you-had-not-a-care-in-the-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/care-free.jpg</image:loc><image:title>care free</image:title><image:caption>No Worries Here</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-03T00:40:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/06/09/good-new-home/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/good-new-home.jpg</image:loc><image:title>good new home</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-18T13:41:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/06/01/remember-the-time-we-got-into-trouble-with-the-law/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/judge-judy-zip-it.jpg</image:loc><image:title>judge-judy-zip-it</image:title><image:caption>Zip It!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-16T16:23:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/05/26/tipsy-lit-presents-parenting-week/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/parenting-week1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Parenting Week</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/parenting-week.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 6509</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-26T16:39:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/05/19/variations-on-a-theme/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/variations.jpg</image:loc><image:title>variations</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/big-guwl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>big guwl</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-23T07:54:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/05/01/remember-the-first-time-we-hired-an-intern/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/interns.jpg</image:loc><image:title>INTERNS</image:title><image:caption>We don't pay well though</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-03T21:23:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/04/21/this-is-not-goodbye/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/this-is-not-goodbye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>This is not goodbye. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-11T19:25:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/04/15/a-benevolent-guide-to-your-toddlers-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/guidetoyourtoddlersworld.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 6466</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-03T01:59:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/04/11/more-than-the-sum-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/cecille_070112_74.jpg</image:loc></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-14T17:36:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/04/08/reason-635-that-i-know-these-people-are-mine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/hug.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hug by jez alborough</image:title><image:caption>Hug by Jez Alborough</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/how-i-know-the-apple-didnt-fall-far-from-the-tree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>How I Know the Apple Didn't Fall Far From the Tree</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-15T22:34:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/03/31/us/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/candles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>candles</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/us.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Happy Birthday Cee</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-18T15:39:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/03/26/remember-the-time-it-was-your-birthday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/balloon-bike.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Remember the Time it was your birthday?</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/peep-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peep-8</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-07T14:49:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/03/21/born-in-a-car-annas-birth-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/picmonkey-collage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I Gave Birth in My Car Collage</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/bw-12-img_9206-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bw-12-IMG_9206 (2)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wp_20140225_011-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WP_20140225_011 (2)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wp_20140129_005-1-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WP_20140129_005 (1) (2)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/vintage_car_by_cahutap-d4xatrp-new.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I Gave Birth In a Car</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-24T21:10:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/03/20/six-reasons-why-mr-rogers-was-probably-the-best-person-ever-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/fred_rogers_sweater.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mr. Rogers sweater </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/mister-rogers-neighborhood-living-room_original1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mr. Rogers Neighborhood set</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/mister-rogers-neighborhood-living-room_original.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 6405</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-20T15:09:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/03/18/c-the-artist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/art-41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>art 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/art-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>art 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/art-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>art 3</image:title><image:caption>Here is the artist with her work. 

And a lemon. There's a lemon too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/art-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>art 1</image:title><image:caption>I apologize for the poor quality of this photograph. We have not yet installed gallery lighting in our apartment. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/cee-the-artist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cee the Artiste</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-20T02:45:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/03/14/the-relics-of-my-first-memories/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/pilgrimage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pilgrimage</image:title><image:caption>Pilgrims travel to the shrine of the archbishop Thomas à Becket in the cathedral of Canterbury, England. Source</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/new-rtt-badge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>new RTT badge</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-18T13:29:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/03/10/i-am-clearly-not-the-only-reluctant-mommy-blogger/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-14T16:49:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/03/07/the-reluctant-mommy-blogger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/reluctant1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>reluctant1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-16T19:52:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/03/05/5x5-with-the-hook-emily-of-the-waiting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/meandcee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>https://notthehardestpart.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/meandcee.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wes-anderson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wes Anderson Emily is sepia-tinted and always wears a scarf. And she goes to Europe all the time. No big. d. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/sleepy-stroller.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sleepy stroller</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-06T00:57:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/03/04/under-cherry-tree-giveaway/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/framed-print.jpg</image:loc><image:title>framed print</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/under-cherry-tree-avocado.jpg</image:loc><image:title>under cherry tree avocado</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/under-cherry-tree-love.jpg</image:loc><image:title>under cherry tree love</image:title><image:caption>Nursery wall art print from Under Cherry Tree</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/girl-pink1-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Under Cherry Tree pop art</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/under-cherry-tree-banner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>under cherry tree banner</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-12T21:58:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/02/28/proof-that-the-universe-does-look-out-for-moms/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/sleepy-stroller.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sleepy stroller</image:title><image:caption>Trifecta. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-17T16:14:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/02/25/child-labor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/child-labor-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>child labor 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/depression-era-children.png</image:loc><image:title>Depression-Era-Children</image:title><image:caption>In Hall County, Nebraska children are harvesting sugar beets, October 1940.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-14T04:01:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/02/20/remember-the-time-you-actually-remembered-the-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_1644.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1644</image:title><image:caption>She *loves* this one park and we go just about every week, but she likely won't remember it when she's older. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-20T21:51:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/02/18/snowed-in/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/happy-girl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>happy girl</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/the_snowman_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The_Snowman_poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/cee-coat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cee coat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/the-shining.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the shining</image:title><image:caption>The Shining, Warner Bros. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-21T21:42:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/04/14/not-the-hardest-part/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/0061.jpg</image:loc><image:title>006</image:title><image:caption>Hello!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/525531_3410384065835_1457002968_2971194_937373314_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>525531_3410384065835_1457002968_2971194_937373314_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-18T02:58:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/02/14/6196/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/autograph.jpg</image:loc><image:title>autograph</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/mr-mcfeely.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mr. mcfeely</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/super-why.jpg</image:loc><image:title>super why</image:title><image:caption>C was fascinated yet terrified with Super Why. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_1532.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1532</image:title><image:caption>Sid!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/daniel-tiger-and-mr-mcfeely.jpg</image:loc><image:title>daniel tiger and mr. mcfeely</image:title><image:caption>Mr. McFeely even brought Daniel Tiger! pretty much every parent at the event kind of lost it at that point. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-17T04:20:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/02/11/where-all-points-meet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/here.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SONY DSC</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-16T23:16:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/02/10/let-out-your-inner-child-childrens-lit-week-on-tipsy-lit/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-10T17:07:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/02/07/know-thyself-thus-sayeth-the-buzzfeed-quiz/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/hotdog1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hotdog1</image:title><image:caption>Hotdog-Eating Emily is essentially Napoleon Dynamite. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/vote-ron-swanson-parks-and-recreation-24769857-791-1024.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vote-Ron-Swanson-parks-and-recreation-24769857-791-1024</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wes-anderson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wes anderson</image:title><image:caption>Wes Anderson Emily is sepia-tinted and always wears a scarf. And she goes to Europe all the time. No big. d. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-18T00:50:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/02/04/author-interview-ml-philpott/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-04T14:18:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/01/31/dont-be-an-icehole/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/funny-snow-north-south-school.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny-snow-north-south-school</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/scarlett.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scarlett</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-13T19:34:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/01/30/remember-the-time-overhaul/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/bread.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pretty bread</image:title><image:caption>Source: http://agentlewoman.com
</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-31T22:05:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/01/28/meanwhile-back-on-the-twitter/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-30T14:53:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/01/23/beer-nerdy-girl-me-at-eleven-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/school-chair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>school-chair</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/school-lunch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>school-lunch</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/nancy_just_say_no1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nancy_just_say_no1</image:title><image:caption>It's easy to just say no when no one is asking your lame butt to smoke in the first place.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/awk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>awk</image:title><image:caption>Can't. Choose. Which. Sarcastic. Comment. To. Make.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-29T21:54:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/01/21/emily-reminds-us-to-build-castles/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-22T03:12:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/01/16/the-birthday-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/birthday-cake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>birthday cake</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-31T00:55:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/01/14/thwarting-the-straps/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sand</image:title><image:caption>The original image</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/yogurt-edit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yogurt edit</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/c-in-swing-edit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>C in swing edit</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-06T18:59:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/01/09/if-the-glove-fits/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/o-j-simpson-trial-verdict-007.jpg</image:loc><image:title>O-J-SIMPSON-TRIAL-VERDICT-007</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-14T20:04:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/01/07/anatomy-of-a-tantrum/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_1349.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wee Cee tantrum</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/jurassic-park-spitting-dino.gif</image:loc><image:title>jurassic park spitting dino</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/large-marge-gif.gif</image:loc><image:title>large marge gif</image:title><image:caption>This is putting it lightly, </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-28T14:04:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2014/01/02/the-waiting-it-turns-out-is-indeed-the-hardest-part/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_0895.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0895</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sc00e82f5601.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sc00e82f5601</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sc00e856e7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sc00e856e7</image:title><image:caption>As a high school graduate, I thought I was pretty sure of a lot of things! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sc086239eb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sc086239eb</image:title><image:caption>Me, far right, with my mom and sister (1986). I was a sister, a daughter, and single... </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sc02f9ba90.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sc02f9ba90</image:title><image:caption>It was easier, when I could sweep her in my arms and a cuddle was all she wanted. (age 1.5 years)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/dsc_0633.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0633</image:title><image:caption>They're all grown up, and prefer not to appear in my blogs... Here they are semi-camouflaged, trekking in Peru (2012).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/dsc_0410.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0410</image:title><image:caption>Principessa and I at her college graduation (2012).  An amazing young woman, headed into a big world.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sc02f9d3b2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sc02f9d3b2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sc034b2775.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sc034b2775</image:title><image:caption>When they were little, we were on the same page... I thought. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-20T01:51:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/12/30/highly-important-search-term-blog-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/billie-joe-armstrong-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Billie Joe Armstrong-5</image:title><image:caption>Say hello to your new child. Source http://www.starpulse.com/Music/Armstrong,_Billie_Joe/gallery/SGG-000062/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-02T01:21:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/12/20/have-a-nostalgic-sepia-tinted-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/kelly2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kelly2</image:title><image:caption>The welcoming committee: Kelly, her mom, and her sister. It's a plaid party, and Santa's invited. Don't forget the egg nog.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/kelly1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kelly1</image:title><image:caption>"Miles to North Pole" my diapered ass. I may only four months old,  but I think I know a mug shot placard when I see one.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_2898.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2898</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/stephanie-christmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stephanie Christmas</image:title><image:caption>Stephanie - “Wow, I love Christmas. It's so nice to have all the attention.”

Freddy the Dog: “Yeah, I used to think the same thing before you were born. Oh and by the way, savor that feeling of being the only one because I've been smelling around the trashcan a lot lately and I found a pee-scented stick. Last time that happened, you came. Merry Christmas.”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/first-christmas2-1976-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>First Christmas2 1976 (1)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/robgroped.jpg</image:loc><image:title>robgroped</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/meredith.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Meredith</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/gabi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gabi Christmas</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/etoxfordcrop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Emily Christmas</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/deanna-santa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>From Casinos to Castles Christmas</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-01T20:13:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/12/12/the-mail/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/get-him.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>get him</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/seventeen2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seventeen2</image:title><image:caption>Can I go ahead and just BE MSCL-era Claire Danes? Source: Hearst Publishing</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-19T18:52:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/12/10/5891/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/christmas-tree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>christmas tree</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-11T18:43:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/12/09/winter-bunting-giveaway/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/wordlesswednesday8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wordlesswednesday8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/md-bunting1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mockingbird Don't bunting</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/md-bunting2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MD bunting2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-10T12:42:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/12/05/rivalries/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/shirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shirt</image:title><image:caption>It kind of looked like this. Unfortunately, you still can't google "Gap shirt I had in 1994" in get good results. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/dp-oval-slash-logo.gif</image:loc><image:title>DP-oval-slash-logo</image:title><image:caption>NM knew ALL about the early medicinal properties of Dr. P.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-14T18:07:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/12/03/to-santa-or-not-to-santa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/emilysanta-edit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Emily&amp;Santa edit</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-06T03:30:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/11/29/two-ladies-with-two-dreams-little-love-crochet-giveaway/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/schlep.jpg</image:loc><image:title>schlep</image:title><image:caption>Schlep is holding on to the ice cream until the appointed time. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/llc-giveaway-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>llc giveaway 5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/llc-giveaway4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>llc giveaway4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/llc-giveaway3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>llc giveaway3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/llc-giveaway2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>llc giveaway2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/llc-giveaway.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LLC giveaway</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-04T18:27:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/11/28/5814/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/thanksgiving.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thanksgiving</image:title><image:caption>From the carrot Thanksgiving</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/happy-thanksgiving.jpg</image:loc><image:title>happy thanksgiving</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/cool-whip.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cool whip</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-01T18:44:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/11/25/the-magical-shirt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/magic-lanterns.jpg</image:loc><image:title>magic lanterns</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/magic-shirt1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>magic shirt</image:title><image:caption>This not-great picture was the only one I could find of the magic shirt. It resists being photographed. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-04T18:32:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/11/21/5765/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/jump-rope.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jump rope</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-04T03:44:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/11/18/everything-is-terrible-and-nothing-is-right/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/sweeping.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sweeping</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-09T00:54:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/11/15/an-ode-to-my-postpartum-body-a-guest-post/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-16T15:11:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/11/14/5720/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/pimientos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pimientos</image:title><image:caption>A portrait of my friend Source</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/saucy-tweet.png</image:loc><image:title>Saucy tweet</image:title><image:caption>I really struggled over including how many likes this tweet got. As you can see, my insecurities won out again. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-18T20:21:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/11/11/shes-just-not-that-into-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/butterfly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>C as butterfly</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-18T22:46:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/11/08/saturdays-at-mimis-2/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-16T14:58:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/03/20/saturdays-at-mimis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/scan0002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scan0002</image:title><image:caption>In the fountain</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/scan0001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scan0001</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-12T19:52:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/11/07/sex-ed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/kxx-girls-at-bar-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SFPS</image:title><image:caption>http://whywereason.com/2011/06/29/menstruation-attraction-why-females-shouldnt-flirt-while-menstruating-and-why-bears-can-smell-the-menstruation/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/smells_like_teen_spirit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smells_like_teen_spirit</image:title><image:caption>That is Kurt Cobain's actual hand. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/dumbo-sterlingholloway.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dumbo-sterlingholloway</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-16T14:56:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/11/04/grover-vs-elmo-gee-i-wonder-whos-better/</loc><lastmod>2015-02-05T18:09:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/11/01/smile-youve-been-toddered/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_0742.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0742</image:title><image:caption>When your toddler orders you to remove the mattress from her crib so she can sit on it all day, you do it. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-05T11:08:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/10/31/halloween-costumes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/c-the-butterfly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c the butterfly</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/c-the-owl-edit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>C the owl edit</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/c-the-owl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>C the owl</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/harvey-fierstein_0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>63rd Annual Tony Awards - Arrivals</image:title><image:caption>Just subtract the teeth and you're looking at most toddlers. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/little-red-riding-hood-edit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>little red riding hood edit</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-03T19:08:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/10/29/how-to-write-a-viral-blog-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/blog-chart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blog chart</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-16T13:46:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/10/28/crazy-good-parent/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/kickitupasana.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KickItUpAsana</image:title><image:caption>I googled an image for "pull up your bootstraps" and this came up. And it is amazing. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-26T03:51:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/10/25/the-hardest-part/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/these.jpg</image:loc><image:title>These People Don't Sleep</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-29T16:45:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/10/24/its-hip-to-be-a-square/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/26802-super-munchers-the-challenge-continues-dos-screenshot-the-players.gif</image:loc><image:title>26802-super-munchers-the-challenge-continues-dos-screenshot-the-players</image:title><image:caption>I mean, seriously, what the heck is this thing?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/child-stealing-195x300.jpg</image:loc><image:title>child-stealing-195x300</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-28T19:00:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/10/21/remember-the-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/dwight-schrute-o.gif</image:loc><image:title>dwight-schrute-o</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-23T14:37:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/10/17/starbucks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/coffee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coffee</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-07T14:18:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/10/04/lets-celebrate-in-the-best-way-that-i-know/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/mug.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mug</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-18T18:37:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/10/14/a-charmed-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/phone-toothbrush.jpg</image:loc><image:title>phone toothbrush</image:title><image:caption>Cee has a direct line to God through my toothbrush. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-04T20:55:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/10/14/remember-the-time-wild-card-volume-ii/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/6-old-yeller-1957.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6-old-yeller-1957</image:title><image:caption>Source http://www.businessinsider.com/disneys-dark-side-the-10-most-horrific-movies-the-mouse-house-ever-made-2012-3?op=1</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-17T12:43:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/10/12/im-basically-forrest-gump-at-the-white-house/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/forrest-drinks-dr-pepper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Forrest-Drinks-Dr-Pepper</image:title><image:caption>Source http://www.speakinggump.com/wordpress/?p=1037</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-19T11:27:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/10/11/taking-the-edge-off-death-for-our-kids/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/duck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>duck</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-15T01:29:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/10/10/why-horses-scare-me-redux/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/shems01web.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shems01web</image:title><image:caption>And THIS is what you get when you search for "Purple Schmooze." Not so scary unless you have fears of blue cartoon men cupping your boobs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/purple-smooze.jpg</image:loc><image:title>purple-smooze</image:title><image:caption>THIS is what you get when you search for "Purple Smooze." The horror of ponies and little girls everywhere.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-12T07:29:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/10/08/errbody-in-da-club-gettin-tipsy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/emily-guinness.jpg</image:loc><image:title>emily-guinness</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-13T00:01:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/10/07/remember-the-time-we-got-really-scared/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/fear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fear</image:title><image:caption>http://pixelgardenstudio.com/page/blog/post/getting-over-social-media-fear</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-10T01:27:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/10/03/5465/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/img_0547.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0547</image:title><image:caption>A real picture from my real Norton's Anthology, which I still have. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/great-britain-map.gif</image:loc><image:title>great-britain-map</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-06T05:52:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/10/01/six-reasons-why-mr-rogers-was-probably-the-best-person-ever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/mr-rogers-gif.gif</image:loc><image:title>mr. rogers gif</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-01T19:22:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/09/30/remember-the-time-we-had-that-teacher/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/dead-poets_l_7721.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dead-poets_l_7721</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes they're Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/large-ferris-buellers-day-off-blu-ray4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ben Stein in Ferris Bueller's Day Off</image:title><image:caption>....but sometimes they're a tad more dull. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-30T17:32:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/09/27/that-time-i-gave-my-child-a-mullet-was-yesterday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/danny-zuko.jpg</image:loc><image:title>danny zuko</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_0444.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0444</image:title><image:caption>Oopsie? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/dumb-and-dumber.gif</image:loc><image:title>dumb and dumber</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/barbie-makeup-head.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barbie-makeup-head</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/barbie-with-shaved-head-cut-hair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barbie-with-shaved-head-cut-hair</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-06-18T05:53:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/09/26/salads-i-have-loved/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/pink-velvet-salad-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pink-velvet-salad-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/pink-salad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pink salad</image:title><image:caption>This is what it looked like. Source http://doodlesandcompany.blogspot.com/2010/04/recipes-easter-blessings.html</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-08T15:13:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/09/23/the-big-but/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_0445.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0445</image:title><image:caption>Oral hygiene is best practiced in the middle of one's room on a stool. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-09T16:27:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/09/24/i-love-my-peeps/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/scan0011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scan0011</image:title><image:caption>Besfrinn and me when we were kids.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-29T23:51:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/09/23/remember-the-time-we-made-the-food/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/mouse-cheese.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mouse cheese</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-24T20:16:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/09/20/its-just-a-thing-i-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/emma-watson-wearing-burberry-trench-coat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>emma-watson-wearing-burberry-trench-coat</image:title><image:caption>Better keep your documents secure or she will steal 'em all. Source</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-06T07:36:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/09/19/celine-dion-is-no-elvis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/antique-chairs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>antique-chairs</image:title><image:caption>See what I did there? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/celine-dion-live-in-berlin-1997-dvd-e60f6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>celine-dion-live-in-berlin-1997-dvd-e60f6</image:title><image:caption>Everybody, Celine. Celine, everybody. Source</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/celine_dion-90s__big1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>celine_dion-90s__big</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/celine_dion-90s__big.jpg</image:loc><image:title>celine_dion-90s__big</image:title><image:caption>Everybody, Celine. 

Celine, everybody. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/celinedion-liveinmemphis-videocd-306729.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Celine+Dion+-+Live+In+Memphis+-+VIDEO+CD-306729</image:title><image:caption>Well, lookee what I found. The power of Google.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-28T14:08:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/09/13/an-open-letter-to-aunt-flo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/ack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ack</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-19T01:00:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/09/17/five-ways-kids-trick-us-into-being-better-humans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_0314.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0314</image:title><image:caption>Playtime at the park</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/park.jpg</image:loc><image:title>park</image:title><image:caption>Playtime at the park</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/broccoli.jpg</image:loc><image:title>broccoli</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/piggy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Randy from A Christmas Story</image:title><image:caption>Source</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-23T17:27:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/09/16/remember-the-time-we-went-to-that-concert/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/rock-concert.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rock concert</image:title><image:caption>Source</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-20T08:26:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/09/12/im-sexy-and-i-know-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/11th-grade.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11th grade</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/8th-grade.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8th grade</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/4th-grade.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4th grade</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/2nd-grade.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2nd grade</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/baby-me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Baby me</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-09-03T00:34:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/09/11/the-tragic-whale-giveaway/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tw-case3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TW case3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tw-coin-purse1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TW coin purse1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tw-pencil-case.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TW pencil case</image:title><image:caption>Highly important things. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tw-purse1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TW purse1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tragic-whale-package.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tragic whale package</image:title><image:caption>Look at how cute it is! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-18T06:22:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/09/09/remember-the-time-we-got-pictures-made-at-school/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/kelly-school-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kelly school pic</image:title><image:caption>Lemme borrow that top for my school picture. Source</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/magic-bullet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>magic bullet</image:title><image:caption>O how I love thee, Magic Bullet infomercial. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-14T06:34:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/09/06/odds-and-ends/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/rtt-cap.png</image:loc><image:title>rtt cap</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/swoon.png</image:loc><image:title>swoon</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-09T16:20:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/09/05/baby-you-can-crash-my-car/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/4dec_12_opt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4dec_12_opt</image:title><image:caption>Just stick it on the end of your pencil and wipe your mistakes away. Source</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/rtt-new.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Remember the Time Blog Hop</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/car.jpg</image:loc><image:title>car</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-07T03:11:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/09/03/sleep-is-not-expendable/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/sleep.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sleep</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-06T15:33:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/09/02/remember-the-time-we-carpooled/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/carpool.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carpool</image:title><image:caption>They win the literal award. Source</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/kelly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kelly</image:title><image:caption>The face of a cheap booze enabler </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/memes-cookie-monster-cupcakes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>memes-cookie-monster-cupcakes</image:title><image:caption>Let's hope I'm better at managing RTT than I am at implementing Pinterest projects. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-04T17:18:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/08/30/dont-take-this-personal-elmo-but-would-you-kindly-die/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/mr-noodle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mr. noodle</image:title><image:caption>I feel so horrible for hating you both so much. Source </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-06T23:59:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/08/29/i-wore-flannel-in-july-cause-eddie-vedder-told-me-to/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/smashing-pumpkins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smashing-pumpkins</image:title><image:caption>I get a little choked up even looking at this picture because I loved this band so much. I wish I got this emotional over things that matter.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-02T17:00:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/08/27/5109/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/puzzle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>puzzle</image:title><image:caption>Source</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-04T02:49:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/08/26/remember-the-time-we-hopped-on-that-bandwagon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/say-say-say-michael-jackson-9189909-640-365.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Say-Say-Say-michael-jackson-9189909-640-365</image:title><image:caption>Just smile and nod, Linda. Just smile and nod. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-06T12:35:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/08/26/third-times-the-charm/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/caption-contest1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>caption contest1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-27T04:04:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/08/22/the-new-girl/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/the-new-girl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the new girl</image:title><image:caption>Embracing that uniform</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-26T11:43:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/08/21/hair-apparent/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/img_0073.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0073</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/img_0068.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0068</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-07T00:05:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/08/19/happy-people/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-24T18:18:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/08/19/remember-the-time-you-were-an-outsider/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/nkotb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nkotb</image:title><image:caption>NOT these New Kids. Shees, I wish. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-20T06:47:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/08/16/ups-and-downs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ups-and-downs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ups and downs</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-22T11:32:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/08/15/the-daily-post-parenting-round-table-part-le-deux/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-19T04:01:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/08/15/blockbuster-family-faves/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/pure_luck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pure_Luck</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/aileen-annie_l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aileen-annie_l</image:title><image:caption>Awwww. Gotta love some Aileen. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/where-are-they-now-fred-savage-then-sized.jpg</image:loc><image:title>D038318006.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/uncle-buck.gif</image:loc><image:title>uncle buck</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/parenthood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>parenthood</image:title><image:caption>The movie ends with everyone of consenting age in the movie having a baby, and it gets 1000 decency points for never capitalizing on a sub-par sequel. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-17T17:29:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/08/13/an-underrated-accountants-top-5-list-of-overrated-actors/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/high-school.jpg</image:loc><image:title>high school</image:title><image:caption>One of these people will go on to have a respectable career as an accountant. The other one will go on use popcorn as packing material when she runs out of bubble wrap. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/keanu-meme.jpg</image:loc><image:title>keanu meme</image:title><image:caption>We're only making fun of him because he has his own meme.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/biebs.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>biebs</image:title><image:caption>Source http://guardianlv.com/2013/03/justin-bieber-in-his-10-most-embarrassing-moments/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/nicolas-cage.png</image:loc><image:title>nicolas cage</image:title><image:caption>If you took all these pictures and laid them on top of each other, you'd get the lead singer to Nickelback. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-17T04:44:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/08/12/remember-the-time-we-loosened-up-2/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-17T15:35:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/08/08/mtv/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/beavis-and-butthead-couch-leaderboard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beavis-and-butthead-couch-leaderboard</image:title><image:caption>Source</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/chris-hardwich.png</image:loc><image:title>chris hardwick</image:title><image:caption>In this picture, Chris Hardwick's hair is really enjoying the '90's. Also, I am slightly concerned that ABC Family ever televised Singled Out. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/beavis-and-butthead.gif</image:loc><image:title>beavis and butthead</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/real-world-london.jpg</image:loc><image:title>real world london</image:title><image:caption>Source 

http://www.mtv.com/shows/realworld-season4/series.jhtml#moreinfo</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-22T12:36:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/08/05/well-this-is-awkward-pinterest-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/drunk-pinterest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drunk pinterest</image:title><image:caption>Yep.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/dinosaur-pinterest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dinosaur pinterest</image:title><image:caption>Someone please screen-print this on a t-shirt for me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ghost-pinterest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghost pinterest</image:title><image:caption>I WANT TO EAT YOU UP. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/korea-pinterest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>korea pinterest</image:title><image:caption>I am gobsmacked by the picturesquity.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/pinterest-mouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pinterest mouse</image:title><image:caption>I cannot even handle the cute. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-08T12:44:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/08/05/remember-that-time-we-watched-mtv/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/everything-bagel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>everything-bagel</image:title><image:caption>I love you. So. Much. Source</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/mtv.gif</image:loc><image:title>MTV</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-22T12:31:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/08/06/breastfeeding-doesnt-have-to-be-a-let-down/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/milk-diaries.jpg</image:loc><image:title>milk diaries</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/baby-formula.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby-formula</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-10T23:13:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/08/01/my-brief-foray-into-competitive-swimming/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/scan0002-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scan0002 (2)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-05T23:06:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/07/31/my-two-cents/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/im-special2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>im special2</image:title><image:caption>Now we know where Wee Cee gets her good looks from. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-13T08:11:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/07/31/finding-cliche/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/friendship.jpg</image:loc><image:title>friendship</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-23T08:06:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/07/15/remember-that-time-we-listened-to-the-radio/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/ghettoblaster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghettoblaster</image:title><image:caption>Why not throw in another picture I didn't take myself into this post? Boom. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/tnmempinkpalace_nolen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TNMEMpinkpalace_nolen</image:title><image:caption>He gave his life for tourism. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/zoo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zoo</image:title><image:caption>Lions, and tigers, and Dippin' Dots, OH MY!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/levitt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>levitt</image:title><image:caption>Shiny happy people holdin' hands. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/barbeque.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barbeque</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-29T18:59:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/07/16/my-pet-shadow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dsc09236-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC09236-001</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dsc09172-002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC09172-002</image:title><image:caption>Score one for Mommy for making the baby cry before 9AM. A new record! This picture was actually from when Cee was informed that spitting out water once she drinks it is not proper decorum, but the face is essentially the same. A pout for all occasions!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-31T08:43:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/07/19/the-one-where-i-talk-a-little-about-elvis-im-from-memphis-so-it-was-bound-to-happen-eventually/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/elvis-tombstone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>elvis tombstone</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/sbtb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SBTB</image:title><image:caption>I aspire to be Mark-Paul Gosselar's hair when I grow up. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/epb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>EPB</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-29T18:57:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/07/22/remember-that-time-we-almost-melted/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/us2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>us2</image:title><image:caption>I swear I own clothes other than this blue dress. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-29T18:56:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/07/29/remember-that-time-we-went-to-the-pool/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/vintage-50s-motel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vintage 50s motel</image:title><image:caption>Dive right in! Source</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-03T04:11:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/07/29/two-weeks-worth-of-blogging-in-one-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/going-home2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>going home2</image:title><image:caption>Here's how Wee Cee felt about getting in the car to go home. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/pool.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pool</image:title><image:caption>Pool time!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/disco2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>disco2</image:title><image:caption>No parking on the dance floor.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cousins23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cousins23</image:title><image:caption>Babbies!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cousins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cousins</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-02T19:44:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/07/11/step-one-to-beating-the-childhood-doldrums-summon-the-dead/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/490px-moidonna.jpg</image:loc><image:title>490px-Moidonna</image:title><image:caption>This is so confusing if you are nine. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/ouija.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ouija</image:title><image:caption>"Silly rabbit! The occult is for kids!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/my_little_pony_and_friends-show.jpg</image:loc><image:title>my_little_pony_and_friends-show</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-02T00:08:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/07/09/my-graying-roots/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dsc09263.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Graying Roots</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-01T04:51:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/07/08/remember-that-time-you-spent-the-night/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-11T18:51:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/07/04/why-are-you-trying-to-ruin-my-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mad-teenage-emily.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mad teenage emily</image:title><image:caption>"I am not impressed with your attempts to be adorable, newborn cousin."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/rememberthetime_zps58158eef.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rememberthetime_zps58158eef</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/scan0001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scan0001</image:title><image:caption>"I am not impressed with your attempts to be adorable, newborn cousin."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/remember-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>remember-poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-09T03:39:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/07/02/introducing-rtt/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-08T02:22:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/06/27/toys-and-why-i-kind-of-hate-them/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/freshly-pressed-3.png</image:loc><image:title>Freshly Pressed 3</image:title><image:caption>This never gets old. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-11T13:40:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/06/07/finding-your-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dsc08814-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08814 (2)</image:title><image:caption>A couple of my people. You had to have seen that coming, right?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/early_humans11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>early_humans11</image:title><image:caption>Source 

http://www.topnews.in/law/early-humans-lived-savannas-not-forests-218397</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-14T05:41:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/06/21/a-compulsory-post-concerning-the-naming-of-the-kardashian-west-baby/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-02T18:07:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/06/20/a-hundred-amtrak-trips-all-squashed-into-600-words/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/me-and-b-2003p.jpg</image:loc><image:title>me and b 2003p</image:title><image:caption>Vintage The Waiting, circa 2003</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/chicago_union_station_hall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chicago_union_station_hall</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-24T23:32:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/06/16/meet-ed-pate-salesman/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-20T00:18:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/06/14/i-think-i-have-a-blog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dsc09096.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC09096</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, I'm dying. So.Freaking.Cute.I.Can't.Even.Believe.It.The.End.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dsc09082.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC09082</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dsc09044.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC09044</image:title><image:caption>Wee Cee modeling my own sailor dress from when I was a toddler. SO EXCITED for her to wear this on the Fourth of July. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dsc09053.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC09053</image:title><image:caption>Grammy and Cee at the Children's Museum in our town</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dsc08405-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>C gets shoes. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-23T22:58:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/06/10/congratulations-its-a-human/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/c-and-bunny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c and bunny</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dsc08958-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08958 (2)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dsc09014-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC09014 (2)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-23T00:34:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/06/03/five-shows-that-will-never-be-resusitated/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ghost-whisperer-dead-listing-recap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GHOST WHISPERER</image:title><image:caption>LOOK AT ALL THE FEELS JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT IS FEELING. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/step-by-step.jpg</image:loc><image:title>step by step</image:title><image:caption>I would like to know what happened to the pig.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/emily-austin-headshot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Emily Austin headshot</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/according-to-jim.jpg</image:loc><image:title>according to jim</image:title><image:caption>Who the frick thought I'd like to see Jim Belushi's chest? FML.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-08-31T03:16:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/05/31/i-wrote-some-stuph/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/baby-c-trooper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby-c-trooper</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/wee-cee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wee cee</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-10T15:36:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/05/29/oooooh-that-smell-living-with-a-stinky-kid/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dsc088181.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08818</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dsc08818.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08818</image:title><image:caption>Not even an iota of remorse</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/carolbrady.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carolbrady</image:title><image:caption>Source</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/carol-brady.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carol brady</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-07T17:57:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/05/27/raw-meat-in-my-purse-and-other-images-that-populate-my-dreams/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dsc08845.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08845</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/legacy2013big.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Legacy2013big</image:title><image:caption>Google search "gala 2013" and many other thrilling images like this one are there for the taking. Source</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-01T11:21:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/05/24/another-korean-anecdote-and-a-datevitation-giveaway/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dvds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DVDs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/1-datevitation-fathers-day-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1 - Datevitation Father's Day (1)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-31T23:41:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/05/23/the-korean-t-shirts-youve-heard-so-much-about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/yarn-breast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yarn breast</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/random.jpg</image:loc><image:title>random</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dsc08841.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08841</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/leather-jacket2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leather jacket2</image:title><image:caption>Yum yum. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/leather-jacket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leather jacket</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dsc08850.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08850</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dsc08751.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08751</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dsc08837.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08837</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dsc08831.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beautiful loser</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dsc08830.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08830</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-16T05:48:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/05/21/a-modern-day-parable-of-optimism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/adhappy.gif</image:loc><image:title>adhappy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/pretty-woman.png</image:loc><image:title>pretty woman</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/fellow-kids.gif</image:loc><image:title>fellow kids</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-31T23:52:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/05/20/bathtime/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dsc08653p.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08653p</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-01T00:05:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/05/17/diapering-memorandum/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dsc08760.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08760</image:title><image:caption>"Yeah, so, no. I'm not going to lie down."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-29T15:00:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/05/16/writing-through-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/york-pieces.jpg</image:loc><image:title>york pieces</image:title><image:caption>I am pretty much addicted to this things. Photo credit</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-14T11:39:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/05/14/mothers-day-is-great-except-when-its-sad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/meandc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meandc</image:title><image:caption>I miss this. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-16T18:24:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/05/13/beyond-self-promotion-some-whys-and-hows-of-guest-blogging/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dsc08780-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08780 - Copy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/guest-blogging.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Guest Blogging</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-04T05:42:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/05/10/listen-to-your-ashley/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ashley1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ashley1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ashley2.png</image:loc><image:title>ashley2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-12T19:57:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/05/08/dining-with-c/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dsc08652.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08652</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dsc08788.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08788</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dsc08651.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08651</image:title><image:caption>C's first round with Korean food was a big success. Truth: her diaper was a little rough the next day, though.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-18T15:19:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/05/06/the-time-i-got-acupuncture-in-korea/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/challenge108.png</image:loc><image:title>challenge108</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/norae-bang-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>norae bang (2)</image:title><image:caption>We wanna go home.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/me1-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>me1 (3)</image:title><image:caption>Fatty.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-12T17:38:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/05/04/colors/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/van-gogh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>van gogh</image:title><image:caption>Van Gogh, Sower with Setting Sun (1888)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/026.jpg</image:loc><image:title>026</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-05T16:56:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/05/10/tales-of-the-world-just-saying-no/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/pdp_chalupa_baja.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pdp_chalupa_baja</image:title><image:caption>Ranked only slightly lower than cigarettes on the "Things That Will Make You Die" List</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/smoke_free_t.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smoke_free_t</image:title><image:caption>Two triple zero, everyone's a hero. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/rudy_cosby_show_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rudy_cosby_show_1</image:title><image:caption>Just say no to smoking and yes to cuteness. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-04T23:13:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/05/23/getting-some-stuff-off-my-chest/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-04T23:13:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/06/25/well-that-was-fun/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/030.jpg</image:loc><image:title>030</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/025.jpg</image:loc><image:title>025</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/022.jpg</image:loc><image:title>022</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/018.jpg</image:loc><image:title>018</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>012</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/027.jpg</image:loc><image:title>027</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/028.jpg</image:loc><image:title>028</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/029.jpg</image:loc><image:title>029</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-04T23:13:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/04/11/born-this-way-part-deux/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/035.jpg</image:loc><image:title>035</image:title><image:caption>My two loves</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>011</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>006</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>004</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>003</image:title><image:caption>I apparently decided some ridiculous faces were in order.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-04T23:12:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/04/07/born-this-way-part-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/pancakes-300x272.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pancakes-300x272</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/tidalwave.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TidalWave</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-04T23:12:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/03/31/the-emancipation-of-bebe/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-04T23:12:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/04/17/tales-of-the-world-bad-dates/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>logo</image:title><image:caption>He said WHAT?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/hottopichollywoodlg.gif</image:loc><image:title>HotTopicHollywoodLg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/014.jpg</image:loc><image:title>014</image:title><image:caption>I can't get enough of you, baby. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-04T23:11:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/03/08/pregnancy-when-lunacy-is-everywhere/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-04T23:10:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/02/28/how-i-spent-my-shower-vacation-i-promise-this-is-the-final-installment/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-04T23:10:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/02/27/how-i-spent-my-shower-vacation-part-three/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/trev-mad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trev, mad</image:title><image:caption>Me, Maddie, and Trev</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/scan00011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scan0001</image:title><image:caption>Me and Jaye, circa July 1982</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>010</image:title><image:caption>At the Pink Palace</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/0081.jpg</image:loc><image:title>008</image:title><image:caption>:(</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/0061.jpg</image:loc><image:title>006</image:title><image:caption>Rollo</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-04T23:10:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/02/24/how-i-spent-my-shower-vacation-part-two/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-04T23:10:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/02/23/how-i-spent-my-shower-vacation-part-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/smocking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smocking</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/besfrinn-shower.jpg</image:loc><image:title>besfrinn shower</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/family.jpg</image:loc><image:title>family</image:title><image:caption>Aunt Patrice, my MIL Sidney, me, and my Mom</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/schooled.jpg</image:loc><image:title>schooled</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/tiny-toms.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tiny toms</image:title><image:caption>For my cool, hipster philanthropist baby</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/plates1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>plates1</image:title><image:caption>Gamemaster Emily shows off the finalists. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/plates.jpg</image:loc><image:title>plates</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/plate-heads.jpg</image:loc><image:title>plate heads</image:title><image:caption>Plate Heads</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/baby-cake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby cake</image:title><image:caption>Om Nom Nom</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/mb-and-ellen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mb and ellen</image:title><image:caption>Ellen and Mary Beth, our hostesses for the day</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-04T23:09:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/02/14/the-four-loves/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/scan0001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scan0001</image:title><image:caption>Sweet B</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/depp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>depp</image:title><image:caption>Apply Depp to young hair. Be idolized by eight-year-old classmates. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dsc05458.jpg</image:loc><image:title>waldorf cake fail</image:title><image:caption>T-shirt clad radishes do not have discerning taste.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-04T23:09:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/02/10/why-horses-scare-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/shems01web.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shems01web</image:title><image:caption>And THIS is what you get when you search for "Purple Schmooze." Not so scary. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/purple-smooze.jpg</image:loc><image:title>purple smooze</image:title><image:caption>THIS is the Purple Smooze. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/scary-horse.gif</image:loc><image:title>scary horse</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-04T23:09:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/12/31/2011-how-did-we-do-all-that/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/christmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>christmas!</image:title><image:caption>Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from me and Bebe! I really can't wait to see what we have in store for 2012! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/020.jpg</image:loc><image:title>020</image:title><image:caption>B and my brother Trevor shoot pool over at my mother-in-law Sidney's house in Memphis on Christmas. The table is brand new so we felt all special breaking it in!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/0011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>001</image:title><image:caption>December: Even when you take the waygookins (foreigners) out Korea, you </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/thanksgiving.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thanksgiving</image:title><image:caption>November: Our first Thanksgiving stateside in two years. I was more excited to haul out the china and crystal than anything else!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/kfam.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kfam</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/kfam1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kfam1</image:title><image:caption>September: It had been WAY too long since we had seen our K-Fam (our fellow foreigners who had become family to us while we were abroad) so they came and visited us in NC. Fayetteville has an inexplicable plenitude of GOOD Korean food, so we had a massive feast when we all reunited. It was awesome!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/bebe0003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angel Bebe</image:title><image:caption>Later in July: BEBE!!!!!!!! After making an active effort at making a baby for only over two months, we learned of the existence of our little angel. We had probably only unpacked the last box from moving a couple of days before. The fun never ends! This ultrasound is of Beebs when she was only about ten weeks old.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/prius.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moving!</image:title><image:caption>June: B is employed! Actually, he was hired back in May at a community college in North Carolina, but over Independence Day we shoved off to our new abode in the North Carolina Sandhills. Good ol' U-Haul didn't fail us!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cameron-wedding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cameron wedding</image:title><image:caption>Cameron was beyond beautiful as a bride. The Cathedral of the Immaculate Conception in Memphis (where her grandparents and parents had also been married) served as the perfect setting for her union to the wonderful Eric. They truly are a wonderful pair and I couldn't be happier that they found each other in San Francisco. Since getting married, they've moved to Pasadena where Eric is a bona fide rocket scientist at CalTech.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>002</image:title><image:caption>June: So, like I said, it was a busy summer for Cameron and Martin's parents because literally a month after Martin married Anna, Cameron wedded Eric in Memphis! Here's a sweet pic of Cameron and her sweet mommy Mary Beth at the bridal salon. I was honored to be her matron of honor. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-04T23:08:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/01/25/beer-nerdy-girl-me-at-eleven/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/school-lunch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>school lunch</image:title><image:caption>For some reason, it looks so much better during the beginning credits of "Napoleon Dynamite."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/nancy_just_say_no1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nancy_just_say_no1</image:title><image:caption>It's easy to just say no when no one is asking your lame butt to smoke in the first place. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/coors-light-beer-cans-and-biker-bar-fights.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Coors-light-beer-cans-and-biker-bar-fights</image:title><image:caption>The menace of seventh-grade student council treasurers the world over</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/lunch-tray.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lunch tray</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/school-chair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>school chair</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/scan0006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scan0006</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-11T01:48:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/10/31/a-tropical-swine-flu-free-halloween/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dsc00270.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00270</image:title><image:caption>Creepy and spooky? Not so much. Freakin' awesome? Check. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/020.jpg</image:loc><image:title>020</image:title><image:caption>Happy Halloween!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dsc00383.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00383</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dsc00305.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00305</image:title><image:caption>Strange little crabs with only one beefy arm</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dsc00349.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00349</image:title><image:caption>Starfish</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dsc00344.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00344</image:title><image:caption>Sea urchins</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dsc00306.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00306</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dsc00286.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00286</image:title><image:caption>The Gaming Ship</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dsc00338.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00338</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dsc00335.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00335</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-08T02:56:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/11/07/baptism-by-spit-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/so-many-babies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>so-many-babies</image:title><image:caption>What have we done? Courtesy funnypicturesofbabies.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-08T03:17:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/11/18/introducing-dung-chim/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/tiramisu-dung.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tiramisu dung</image:title><image:caption>Complete with sugary flies to complete the deliciousness. Follow Paul on Twitter: @adayinkorea</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dsc00216.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00216</image:title><image:caption>Something magical is going on under there. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/crayon-shin-chan.gif</image:loc><image:title>crayon shin-chan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dsc01600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC01600</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-04T23:06:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/09/16/why-subway-is-better-than-american-healthcare-a-parable/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/svu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>svu</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-04T23:06:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/05/04/humor-me-for-a-sec/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/funny-gif-llama-gay.gif</image:loc><image:title>funny-gif-llama-gay</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-13T10:00:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/05/03/my-office/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dsc08775-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08775 (2)</image:title><image:caption>Office mates</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dsc08770-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08770 (2)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-22T19:41:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/05/01/george-clinton-is-a-target-shopper-and-other-untruths-ill-inevitably-tell-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/pfunk-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pfunk 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-04T07:33:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/04/29/populating-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/wpfamily-1.png</image:loc><image:title>WPFamily (1)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/hide-and-seek.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hide and seek</image:title><image:caption>Source</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-04T02:06:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/04/08/to-all-the-words-i-havent-written-yet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/challenge107.png</image:loc><image:title>challenge107</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-30T14:46:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/04/26/postal-service-marketing-tips/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/usps-post-office-gi-top.jpg</image:loc><image:title>usps-post-office.gi.top</image:title><image:caption>Source</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/whole-foodsflower.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whole-foodsflower</image:title><image:caption>Flowers at Whole Foods 

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http://www.eatdrinkrepeat.com/round-ups/round-up-valentine%E2%80%99s-day-2011-part-deux/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/flowers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flowers</image:title><image:caption>Flowers at Whole Foods Source</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-07T20:26:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/04/24/disingenuous-elmo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ssseason16cast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SSSeason16Cast</image:title><image:caption>http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Sesame_Street_milestones</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-26T14:13:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/04/23/do-you-smell-like-a-bear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/winetastingwheel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>winetastingwheel</image:title><image:caption>www.aromadictionary.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dscn1898.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN1898</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bambi-flower2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bambi-Flower2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/orville-r.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orville r</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/raysuxsdywyq9fcabuginfum5a2txw04.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rAySUxsDyWyq9fcABuginFuM5A2Txw04</image:title><image:caption>Many thanks to Emily for allowing me to do a guest post. My friend Scarybear will be delighted that this pic is circulating to yet more readers.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-24T23:49:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/04/18/sweet-relief/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dsc08691.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08691</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dsc08698.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08698</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-23T00:42:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/04/17/revisiting-macrae-cemetery/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc08347.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08347</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc08341.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08341</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc08343.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08343</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc08345.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08345</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc08342.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08342</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc08339.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08339</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc08337.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08337</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-27T09:31:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/04/15/lets-all-hold-hands-and-sing-kumbaya/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/sad-fish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sad fish</image:title><image:caption>Wop-waaaaaa.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-04T01:57:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/04/11/pro-tips/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ikea.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IKEA</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-11T12:11:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/04/10/innocent/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-15T00:21:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/04/05/i-should-probably-write-a-blog/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-04T01:01:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/06/05/time-is-precious-i-know/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/007.jpg</image:loc><image:title>007</image:title><image:caption>I'm sorry, but my baby is freaking adorbs. Now you see why I can't ignore her. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/014.jpg</image:loc><image:title>014</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-05T00:11:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/04/04/its-learning-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dsc08609.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08609</image:title><image:caption>Learning time</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-07T23:40:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/04/02/wee-cees-bloggy-birthday-extravaganza/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/164832_197645776912921_3884414_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>164832_197645776912921_3884414_n</image:title><image:caption>Stay at Home Trauma</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/squatch-bday.jpg</image:loc><image:title>squatch bday</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dsc08582.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08582</image:title><image:caption>"How old are you?" 
"I'm ONE!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/sam_3822.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAM_3822</image:title><image:caption>Kortney knows a girl's heart as and brought Wee Cee some totally rad '80's costume jewelry (and a business card for the hairstylist who will equip C with an awesome mullet of her own once she gets some hair.)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dsc08533.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08533</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dsc08495.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08495</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/logan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>logan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc08599.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08599</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/baby-pic-combo-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby pic combo 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/baby-pic-combo-4.png</image:loc><image:title>baby pic combo 4</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-03T23:01:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/03/31/the-other-side-a-final-note-for-the-first-year/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/cece.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cece</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc08431.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08431</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/056.jpg</image:loc><image:title>056</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>012</image:title><image:caption>Vote early and vote often. Let your voice be heard. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/025.jpg</image:loc><image:title>025</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/007.jpg</image:loc><image:title>007</image:title><image:caption>"Highchairs are AWESOME!!!! ZOMG!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/037.jpg</image:loc><image:title>037</image:title><image:caption>Looking all happy with the world at 2MO. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>002</image:title><image:caption>OK, so maybe you slept. Sometimes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/016.jpg</image:loc><image:title>016</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/058.jpg</image:loc><image:title>058</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-14T04:07:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/03/27/happiness-is-a-small-rabibit-in-your-heart/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/rabibit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rabibit</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-30T14:14:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/03/25/i-am-that-friend-who-doesnt-shop-off-your-gift-registry-deal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc08453.jpg</image:loc><image:title>keys</image:title><image:caption>Guess which one she still wanted to play with.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/weecee-highchair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WeeCee highchair</image:title><image:caption>We finally had to retire this adorable outfit. RIP polka dot sailor dress. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-30T11:50:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/03/23/feelin-groovy/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-30T14:38:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/03/22/guest-post-beware-average-joe/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-07T14:46:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/03/15/please-dont-get-c-a-blanket-she-can-draw-on-for-her-birthday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/doodle-duvet-de.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doodle-duvet-de</image:title><image:caption>http://fab.com/sale/16649/product/280845/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-22T08:58:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/03/13/ruts/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-23T23:09:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/03/11/blogging-from-north-korea/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/rodmanwire2n-4-web.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rodmanwire2n-4-web</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dprk1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DPRK1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dprk2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DPRK2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dprk3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DPRK3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-08T05:22:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/03/08/3698/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-16T15:29:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/03/07/the-other-side-notes-on-the-eleventh-month/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc08225.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08225</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc08363.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08363</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc08355.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08355</image:title><image:caption>Opening up an early birthday present from Kendra and Chris</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc08185.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08185</image:title><image:caption>The couch makes a good impromptu teething ring. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc08295.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08295</image:title><image:caption>Standin' queen!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-12T23:56:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/03/04/a-very-important-message-involving-julie-andrews/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/tumblr_lgbnv2i6pf1qzr184.gif</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_lgbnv2i6pF1qzr184</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-05T19:32:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/02/27/raising-them-right/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-01T23:31:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/02/25/et-cetera-etc/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/silence-standup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>silence-standup</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dsc08192.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08192</image:title><image:caption>Keepin' them nanas together.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-03T19:18:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/02/21/drug-store-memories/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-03T05:04:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/02/20/on-letting-go-and-finding-peace/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-04T23:16:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/02/18/how-to-have-a-photo-shoot-with-a-baby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dsc08266.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08266</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dsc08254.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08254</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dsc08245.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08245</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dsc08252.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08252</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dsc08274.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08274</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dsc08269.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08269</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dsc08262.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08262</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dsc08265.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08265</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-07T02:07:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/02/17/may-the-gushing-begin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/emilybaby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>emilybaby</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-26T05:37:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/02/13/heres-a-piece-of-paper-with-batman-on-it-i-mean-i-love-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ikea-monkey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ikea monkey</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/garfield-valentine-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>garfield valentine (2)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/garfield-valentine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>garfield valentine</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/barbie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Barbie</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/transformersvalentine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TransformersValentine</image:title><image:caption>Swoon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/batman-valentines-1-1-small.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Batman-Valentines-1-1-small</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-15T18:13:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/02/11/grapes-balls-colds-and-love/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-19T07:11:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/02/07/playing-nice-in-the-blogosphere/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/happy-bunny-you-suck-203x300.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Happy-Bunny-You-Suck-203x300</image:title><image:caption>It hurts even when a pink bunny says it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-18T22:03:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/02/04/the-other-side-notes-on-the-tenth-month/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>001</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/057.jpg</image:loc><image:title>057</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/mowgli.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mowgli</image:title><image:caption>Source http://www.tovekjellmark.com/otherness/2011/09/animal_human/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dsc08169.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wee Cee 10MO2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dsc08168.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wee Cee 10MO</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-08T19:35:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/02/03/internet-abuse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/each-alarm-has-a-subject.jpg</image:loc><image:title>each alarm has a subject</image:title><image:caption>Source http://police.lebnh.net/home/lpd-divisions/communications</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/my-brother-is-an-emu.gif</image:loc><image:title>my brother is an emu</image:title><image:caption>Source http://fog.ccsf.edu/~dcox/EMU/palace.html</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/danny-devito-and-taylor-swift-dating.jpg</image:loc><image:title>danny devito and taylor swift dating</image:title><image:caption>Source http://www.wireimage.com/celebrity-pictures/Actors-Danny-DeVito-and-Taylor-Swift-arrive-at-the-Dr-Seuss-The-Lorax/139360633</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/angry_paper_clip_by_jonzy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angry_Paper_Clip_by_Jonzy</image:title><image:caption>It best watch its mouth. Source</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/you-cant-say-tree-in-public.gif</image:loc><image:title>you can't say tree in public</image:title><image:caption>A tool bar of some sort? Source</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-08T02:59:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/01/30/postscript-poem/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dsc08040.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC08040</image:title><image:caption>Who? Me?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-09T08:55:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/01/29/just-because/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dsc07989.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC07989</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-04T17:01:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/01/28/things-i-dont-understand-the-graduate-as-comedy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/graduateelainekerk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GraduateElaineKerk</image:title><image:caption>Poor Elaine. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/mr-robinson.gif</image:loc><image:title>mr. robinson</image:title><image:caption>What a catch. And yes, that was a Jaws reference. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/jackie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jackie</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/graduate1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>graduate1</image:title><image:caption>Other than the fact that Dustin Hoffman's head size is huge and hilarious</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/graduate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>graduate</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-16T10:26:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/01/20/hi-baby-this-is-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/frilly-diaper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frilly diaper</image:title><image:caption>Every baby desires having a frilly bullseye on her bum. Courtesy cosyndry.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-23T00:38:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/01/23/extremely-gross-but-critical-information-is-in-this-blog-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/raisins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>raisins</image:title><image:caption>Oh I'm sorry. I was just throwing up in my mouth.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-08T18:21:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/01/21/im-not-freaking-out-this-time/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-27T01:21:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/01/19/would-a-c-by-another-other-name-be-as-sweet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/cece.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buney</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-23T23:53:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/01/17/birthday-wins/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-10T18:12:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/01/13/my-essay-on-eloise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/eloise-sunglasses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eloise-sunglasses</image:title><image:caption>To reward you for reading the footnotes, here is a picture of Eloise and Weenie. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/eloise01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eloise's Room</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/eloise-and-nanny.png</image:loc><image:title>eloise and nanny</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/250px-eloise_book_cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>250px-Eloise_book_cover</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-24T01:50:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/01/09/cover-letters-are-also-not-so-fun/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-10T15:01:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/01/08/why-public-changing-tables-are-the-bane-of-my-existence/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/220px-koala_kare_changing_table_closed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>220px-Koala_Kare_changing_table_closed</image:title><image:caption>They had to use a cartoon because no one has ever been photographed looking so happy after using their product. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-09T02:40:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/01/06/no-offense-but-no-no-no-no-no-no/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/038.jpg</image:loc><image:title>038</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-13T14:31:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/01/04/some-thoughts-for-friday-because-its-friday-already-i-know-im-shocked-too/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-07T23:16:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2013/01/02/the-other-side-notes-on-the-ninth-month/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/111.jpg</image:loc><image:title>111</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/145.jpg</image:loc><image:title>145</image:title><image:caption>Little assistance necessary. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/108.jpg</image:loc><image:title>108</image:title><image:caption>Taken approximately 11 1/2 hours into Christmas. It was a long day but she (and Grammy) were good sports. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/065.jpg</image:loc><image:title>065</image:title><image:caption>A girl with a curl. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/0101.jpg</image:loc><image:title>010</image:title><image:caption>We are the goodest. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>010</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/031.jpg</image:loc><image:title>031</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/047.jpg</image:loc><image:title>047</image:title><image:caption>A cabbage leaf makes a good hat.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-15T20:34:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/12/30/general-announcements/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/wakefield.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wakefield</image:title><image:caption>Announcements can be fun. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-16T14:02:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/12/24/i-said-i-wouldnt-blog-on-christmas/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-15T20:31:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/12/21/festivus-the-big-reveal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/festivus.png</image:loc><image:title>festivus</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-23T03:11:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/12/19/over-the-meadow-and-through-the-woods/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/052.jpg</image:loc><image:title>052</image:title><image:caption>This is what we like to see. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-15T20:30:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/12/17/reason-eleventy-billion-why-being-a-parent-is-worth-the-poop/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-20T02:11:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/12/15/the-virtue-of-rawness/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-18T13:13:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/12/12/a-plea-to-young-parents/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/35k8uu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>35k8uu</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-14T14:28:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/12/09/a-friendly-reminder/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/sugar-free-starlight-mints.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Layout 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-11T23:57:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/12/03/festivus-guest-list/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/christmas-badge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>christmas-badge</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-08T01:08:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/12/07/the-one-thing-i-have-no-patience-for/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/car.jpg</image:loc><image:title>car</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-11T00:56:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/05/28/the-other-side-notes-on-the-second-month/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/019.jpg</image:loc><image:title>019</image:title><image:caption>Chillin' on the changing table, AKA the happiest place on Earth</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/021.jpg</image:loc><image:title>021</image:title><image:caption>After a bath, a frog tries to swallow the baby. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>011</image:title><image:caption>"Yeah, so I tells 'em, you gotta get a Boppy, too!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/031.jpg</image:loc><image:title>031</image:title><image:caption>Keep feeling fascination. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mp010107-ni-frame-000204.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MP010107-NI-frame--000204</image:title><image:caption>Now make the baby eat, sleep, and poop at regular intervals!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-06T16:23:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/12/04/the-other-side-notes-on-the-eighth-month/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/023.jpg</image:loc><image:title>023</image:title><image:caption>All about the paci</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/042.jpg</image:loc><image:title>042</image:title><image:caption>Time to lower the mattress. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/038.jpg</image:loc><image:title>038</image:title><image:caption>We finally found the best remedy for achy teething gums: partially frozen zucchini. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>001</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/037.jpg</image:loc><image:title>037</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>011</image:title><image:caption>The magic of a blanket fort.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>003</image:title><image:caption>She loves her blanket forts.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-10T13:22:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/11/28/keep-on-mo-vin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/emily-ghetto-photoshop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>emily ghetto photoshop</image:title><image:caption>Had I known I was capable of growing a Mario 'stache, I would have jumped on the Movember bandwagon years ago. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-03T15:53:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/11/26/you-are-cordially-invited/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_0964.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0964</image:title><image:caption>My co-hostess with the mostest, Ashley. She's rocking the hors d'oevres. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/christmas-badge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>christmas badge</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/loadin1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>loadin'</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, I'll be in the kitchen the whole time running the show. I'm used to it. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/christmas_fail_by_cptmeatman-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Christmas_Fail_by_cptmeatman (1)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/loadin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>loadin'</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-12T19:03:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/11/23/3026/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-26T11:07:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/11/19/more-than-the-sum/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/cecille_070112_74.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cecille_070112_74</image:title><image:caption>Unca Trevor and Baby C</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-13T03:40:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/11/15/here-comes-the-fun/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-20T19:34:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/11/14/im-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/funny-thanksgiving-image-quote.png</image:loc><image:title>Funny-Thanksgiving-image-quote</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-16T18:44:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/11/12/the-time-i-met-a-blogger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>004</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/0032.jpg</image:loc><image:title>003</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-16T00:45:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/11/11/facebook/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-15T06:51:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/11/09/why-you-but-not-too-many-of-you-should-go-to-iceland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tn</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tn-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tn (1)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tn-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tn (2)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tn-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tn (3)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tn-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tn (4)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tn-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tn (5)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/elf-door.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>elf door</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/me-dog-and-giant-bag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>me, dog and giant bag</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/sportacus.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>sportacus</image:title><image:caption>Sportacus from Lazy Town</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/cream-cheese-pizza.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cream cheese pizza</image:title><image:caption>Cream cheese pizza</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-31T11:40:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/11/07/i-have-a-political-opinion/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-11T00:24:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/11/07/the-other-side-notes-on-the-seventh-month/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/0111.jpg</image:loc><image:title>011</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/0031.jpg</image:loc><image:title>003</image:title><image:caption>Since she was wearing a brown boyish onesie, I decided to put a ribbon on her head so people would know she was a girl when we went out. So when we took the ribbon off, her hair did this. LOL. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>011</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/031.jpg</image:loc><image:title>031</image:title><image:caption>A baby after her parents' hearts</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>003</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/021.jpg</image:loc><image:title>021</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>002</image:title><image:caption>The monster under the bed. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/060.jpg</image:loc><image:title>060</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-11T01:11:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/11/05/a-psa-only-100x-better-and-with-prizes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/2nd-lunch.png</image:loc><image:title>2nd lunch</image:title><image:caption>Michael, Look at Second Lunch banner!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-19T21:10:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/11/02/tales-of-the-world-just-ask/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/scan0006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scan0006</image:title><image:caption>My ally. My mom. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/scan0005.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scan0005</image:title><image:caption>Aaaand post-show. Apparently, I had just received news that all the kittehs just died.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/scan0004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scan0004</image:title><image:caption>Me and Cameron pre-show. We were so cool. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/scan0003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scan0003</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/scan0002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scan0002</image:title><image:caption>This picture of my room when I was a teenager doesn't really have anything to do with this post, but it is pretty hilarious, so I thought I would tack it in. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-08T20:33:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/10/31/fan-mail-2-0/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/haunted-mailbox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>haunted mailbox</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/fanmail512.png</image:loc><image:title>fanmail512</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-03T00:47:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/10/29/a-big-announcement/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/039.jpg</image:loc><image:title>039</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/044.jpg</image:loc><image:title>044</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/028.jpg</image:loc><image:title>028</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-05T05:03:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/10/25/i-guess-i-do-this-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/027.jpg</image:loc><image:title>027</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/025.jpg</image:loc><image:title>025</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/026.jpg</image:loc><image:title>026</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-27T23:25:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/10/22/lifestyles-of-the-middle-class-and-unbabyproofed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/022.jpg</image:loc><image:title>022</image:title><image:caption>I'm new to this whole blogging thing, so I asked my mom how I should end this post. She said that it's always good to end with a witty saying or a moral to the story. I'm thinking, no. Instead, here's me being cute. I think that wraps it up well.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/0122.jpg</image:loc><image:title>012</image:title><image:caption>I'm new to this whole blogging thing, so I asked my mom how I should end this post. Unfortunately, she said that it's always good to end with a witty saying or a moral to the story. I'm thinking, no. Instead, here's just me being cute. I think that wraps it up well. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/0011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>001</image:title><image:caption>Ever since I learned to move around on my own, the world has been so much more entertaining. These blinds are pretty great. They are delicious, too. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/007.jpg</image:loc><image:title>007</image:title><image:caption>She also seems to think that she can manage to keep our apartment seasonally current by decorating for upcoming holidays. I'm all for this because it just means there's more crap for me to get into. Fake spider webs are ideal for ingesting. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>002</image:title><image:caption>My poor mom. She used to have a love affair with bric-a-brac. More like, bric-a-crap, AMIRITE? Yeah, so no more "Happy Harvest." More like "Hap Harvey." Sounds kind of like a crappy burger chain, no? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/049.jpg</image:loc><image:title>049</image:title><image:caption>Tags are great, but do you know what else is? Plungers! And toilet brushes! They are truly great and I love to go after them and attempt to eat them. My mom has thwarted all my attempts to get ahold of them, but I am hatching a plan to go after them in the night and have my way with them. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/0081.jpg</image:loc><image:title>008</image:title><image:caption>Here I am enjoying one of my favorite toys in the entire apartment: a white tag. Screw the boxes that toys come in. The most truly underappreciated plaything in the world are tags. I just can't get enough of them. The more expensive item they're attached to, the better. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>006</image:title><image:caption>Not to outdo the bookshelf in my parents' room, I also have a bookshelf in my own room. My utterly genius mother decided before I was born that it would be just fabulous to outfit my nursery with a bookcase that nearly reaches the ceiling. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/013.jpg</image:loc><image:title>013</image:title><image:caption>One of my personal favorite passtimes is going after the cords to the router next to the bookcase. Did you know they are simply DELISH? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/0121.jpg</image:loc><image:title>012</image:title><image:caption>Here we have my parents' bookshelf in their room. It came into existence when they were in grad school and in need of cheap shelves from Ikea. I personally LOVE to pull off every single item from the bottom shelf, and I'm really looking forward to getting tall enough to pull the thing down entirely.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-29T14:36:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/10/18/lets-have-some-fun/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/liz-lemon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Liz Lemon</image:title><image:caption>http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/PvcIhGVRZLx/Alec+Baldwin+Tina+Fey+Film+30+Rock</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/amelie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>amelie</image:title><image:caption>Source http://www.kcet.org/events/2012/09/amelie-and-assassins-double-feature.html</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/john-waters-hairspray-dreamlanders-8936595-720-480.jpg</image:loc><image:title>John-Waters-Hairspray-dreamlanders-8936595-720-480</image:title><image:caption>Wow, guys, THANKS. Source http://www.fanpop.com/spots/dreamlanders/images/8936595/title/ricki-lake-tracy-turnblad-hairspray-screencap</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-07T22:30:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/10/17/remembering-the-wrong-things/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/073.jpg</image:loc><image:title>073</image:title><image:caption>"He gave his life for tourism." Bonus points if you know where that's from. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/063-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>063 (2)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/128.jpg</image:loc><image:title>128</image:title><image:caption>I wasn't as angry as I look. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-20T00:56:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/10/15/2722/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-20T20:51:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/10/14/lifes-too-short-to-read-lackluster-books/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/theonceandfutureking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Theonceandfutureking</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/green-blade1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>green blade</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/green-blade.jpg</image:loc><image:title>green blade</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/bwlow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BWLOW</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/lolita.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lolita</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/whatisthewhat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WhatistheWhat</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-18T04:13:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/10/11/big-deals-and-survival/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-19T17:24:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/10/10/did-you-know-you-missed-me-because-you-did/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-11T19:52:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/10/05/a-major-award/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/addictiveblogaward20111.jpg</image:loc><image:title>addictiveblogaward20111</image:title><image:caption>I award this award with being the best looking blogging award badge. Sorry, old Liebster badge; you is ugly. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-18T04:25:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/10/03/im-kind-of-a-big-deal/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-18T04:25:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/10/02/have-you-disappeared-down-the-parenting-rabbit-hole/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-02T14:09:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/10/01/the-other-side-notes-on-the-sixth-month/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/017.jpg</image:loc><image:title>017</image:title><image:caption>I know I'm biased but HOLY MOTHER my baby is beautiful. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>008</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>001</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/016.jpg</image:loc><image:title>016</image:title><image:caption>She played, then she passed out. Extra points if you can spot the baby. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/0101.jpg</image:loc><image:title>010</image:title><image:caption>She's pretty much the most adorable child in the history of the world.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>010</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>012</image:title><image:caption>On the move</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-18T04:39:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/09/27/forgetful-jones-you-are-not-forgotten/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/sherlockhemlock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sherlockhemlock</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/two-headed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>two-headed</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/mumford-magician.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mumford Magician</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/prairiedawn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Prairie+Dawn</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/captainvegetable.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Captain+Vegetable</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/forgetful-jones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>forgetful jones</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/guy-smiley.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guy smiley</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-01T16:27:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/09/24/tales-of-the-world-get-naked/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sign</image:title><image:caption>The universal sign for the jimjilbang in Korea Source</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/tumblr_m1orwoi4gf1rriatuo3_500.png</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_m1orwoI4Gf1rriatuo3_500</image:title><image:caption>http://lovekorea89.blogspot.com/2012/04/korean-saunas.html</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/20_korean_sauna_kiln_spa_han_jeung_mak.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20_korean_sauna_kiln_spa_han_jeung_mak</image:title><image:caption>Here's where you bake yourself. Source</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/jimjilbang-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jimjilbang 1</image:title><image:caption>The salt room Source</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-09T12:09:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/09/19/all-hail-lukewarm/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/salad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>salad</image:title><image:caption>LOL "salad" </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/imgcounting-crows3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>imgCounting Crows3</image:title><image:caption>Pretty good</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/gym.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gym</image:title><image:caption>Now, that wasn't so bad, was it? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/chilis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chilis</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-24T00:34:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/09/20/2563/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-20T20:35:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/09/17/uncomfortable-is-the-way-you-make-me-feel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/pretty-woman-roberts_l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pretty-Woman-Roberts_l</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-18T22:09:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/09/16/witness-me-as-i-lose-my-mind/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-18T14:38:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/09/12/the-person-i-waited-for/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/025.jpg</image:loc><image:title>025</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-25T17:23:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/09/10/ive-got-nothing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>010</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-17T18:19:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/07/03/the-other-side-notes-on-the-third-month/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/melissa-bebe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>melissa bebe</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-08T16:31:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/07/30/the-other-side-notes-on-the-fourth-month/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/024.jpg</image:loc><image:title>024</image:title><image:caption>I mean, come on. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/068.jpg</image:loc><image:title>068</image:title><image:caption>Hooty hoo!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/035.jpg</image:loc><image:title>035</image:title><image:caption>Please don't eat me. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/033.jpg</image:loc><image:title>033</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-08T16:29:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/09/07/fan-mail/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/fanmail512.png</image:loc><image:title>fanmail512</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-03T18:09:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/09/05/mamas-dont-let-your-babies-grow-up-to-hate-photo-shoots/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/cecille_070112_92.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cecille_070112_92</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/tn-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tn (1)</image:title><image:caption>Parents—give yourselves points for being awesome!  In 15 years you can say, “See what we did for you?” </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/tn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tn</image:title><image:caption>Shoots often go better if there’s something to do other than just sit and smile.  Go for a ride, visit a fair, eat some ice cream.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/tn-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tn (2)</image:title><image:caption>We didn’t plan on running around in a spray park, but this little guy couldn’t have been happier about it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-07T02:33:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/09/03/the-other-side-notes-on-the-fifth-month/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/037.jpg</image:loc><image:title>037</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/053.jpg</image:loc><image:title>053</image:title><image:caption>All dolled up for A's first birthday</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/200px-go_dog_go.jpg</image:loc><image:title>200px-Go_Dog_Go</image:title><image:caption>She's not a huge fan of Go, Dog, Go! yet, but if she's anything like me it'll grow on her because I am obsessed with it. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/013.jpg</image:loc><image:title>013</image:title><image:caption>"We have nothing to fear but fear itself."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/048.jpg</image:loc><image:title>048</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/021.jpg</image:loc><image:title>021</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/062.jpg</image:loc><image:title>062</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/seriouscat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seriouscat</image:title><image:caption>I know, it's not an exact match, but just excuse us while we dork-out about our baby. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-07T00:16:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/09/02/dont-make-me-beg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/blogroll1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blogroll1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-16T15:54:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/09/01/babies-arent-the-only-absurd-things/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>012</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/zooey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zooey</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-16T15:53:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/08/30/babies-are-absurd/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/077.jpg</image:loc><image:title>077</image:title><image:caption>Pocket-sized counterintuitivness </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-16T15:52:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/08/29/le-clown-indeed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/clown1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clown1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/blogroll.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blogroll</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-31T20:43:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/08/27/im-glad-im-not-patricia-heaton/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/set.jpg</image:loc><image:title>set</image:title><image:caption>"Holy crap! There's so much CRAP!" Source</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/everybody-loves-raymond-0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>everybody-loves-raymond-0</image:title><image:caption>See how miserable she looks? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-26T11:21:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/08/23/genius/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/190px-petsoundscover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>190px-PetSoundsCover</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-26T16:22:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/08/20/finding-flow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/dsc00369.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00369</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-23T02:21:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/08/16/houses/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/dream-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dream house</image:title><image:caption>Not their house, but close enough. Source</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-24T01:48:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/08/14/you-look-as-though-you-need-a-case-of-warm-fuzzies-i-am-here-to-remedy-that/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-17T14:24:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/08/06/super-awesome-one-year-extravaganza/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/cecille_070112_39.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cecille_070112_39</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>010</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/040.jpg</image:loc><image:title>040</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/bebe0001-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bebe0001 - Copy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-14T12:41:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/08/10/the-b-word/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-26T17:36:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/08/09/a-blogroll-sorta/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-14T12:24:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/08/08/tales-of-the-world-get-obsessed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/doll.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doll</image:title><image:caption>Just looking back at this picture takes my breathe away. Source</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/220px-stc3b6wer_titanic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>220px-Stöwer_Titanic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/exploring-the-titanic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>exploring the titanic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-14T12:29:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/08/07/a-house-built-on-blogging-and-love-yeah-that-too/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/cece-tweet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cece tweet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/scan0001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scan0001</image:title><image:caption>Taken several hours after I finished my last exam of college. It seemed like a good idea to go get margaritas at noon and then head back up to school to have a photo shoot in the hallway of out professor's offices. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-24T16:21:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/08/02/heres-to-babies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/034.jpg</image:loc><image:title>034</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-06T23:41:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/08/01/on-good-writing/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-06T19:53:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/07/27/gym-types/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/juicy-pants.jpg</image:loc><image:title>juicy pants</image:title><image:caption>"Oh, I'm sorry. I seem to have confused you for a classy lady." Source</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/swim-fin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>swim fin</image:title><image:caption>In case you ran out of junk to spend your money on. Source</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/weirdal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weirdal</image:title><image:caption>Minus the hair, a fellow gym member. Source</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-01T12:18:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/07/24/snapshots-of-chicago/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/381.jpg</image:loc><image:title>381</image:title><image:caption>The second apartment</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/076.jpg</image:loc><image:title>076</image:title><image:caption>The first apartment</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/094.jpg</image:loc><image:title>094</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-11T04:04:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/07/20/7-ways-waiting-tables-prepared-me-for-parenthood/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/party-of-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>party of 2</image:title><image:caption>Party of two</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/040.jpg</image:loc><image:title>040</image:title><image:caption>Oven roasted? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/11-napkin-folding-bishop-hat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11-napkin-folding-bishop-hat</image:title><image:caption>Photo Credit</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/napkinsilverwareroll.jpg</image:loc><image:title>napkinsilverwareroll</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/bad-tip.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bad tip</image:title><image:caption>The equivalent of being screamed at all day. To add insult to injury, the baby weight is what made you fat in the first place. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-26T01:08:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/07/18/wedding-grievances/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/wedding-cakes-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wedding-cakes-3</image:title><image:caption>Get in my belly. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/251.jpg</image:loc><image:title>251</image:title><image:caption>That look of happiness is due to relief that the wedding is over and now we can go on vacation. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-30T13:42:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/07/15/have-nothing-else-going-on-thats-fine-nows-as-good-a-time-as-ever-to-cry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/050.jpg</image:loc><image:title>050</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-29T00:07:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/07/13/a-new-excuse-to-watch-cartoons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/inspectorgadget-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>inspectorgadget (1)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-27T01:49:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/07/12/if-any-of-my-former-students-read-this-post-they-will-be-mortified/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/last-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>last day</image:title><image:caption>The day before we finally left Korea after two years. I had only just gotten over the jetlag. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/step-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Step 5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/step-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Step 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/step-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Step 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/dsc00191.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00191</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/scan0010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scan0010</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/scan00071.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scan0007</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/scan0006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scan0006</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/scan0005.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scan0005</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/em-t-by-leewon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Em T by Leewon</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-30T12:11:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/07/09/ten-things-i-learned-on-vacation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/017.jpg</image:loc><image:title>017</image:title><image:caption>South of the Border, for all you fancy-schmancy people who need real roadside attractions</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/043.jpg</image:loc><image:title>043</image:title><image:caption>Huzzah! Teenagers strike again!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>010</image:title><image:caption>Nothing says "business suite" at the Hampton Inn like this classy touch. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-13T03:56:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/07/08/what-the-what/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-09T17:43:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/05/06/ill-keep-being-weird/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/123.jpg</image:loc><image:title>123</image:title><image:caption>The ceiling at one of the many locations of Baby Acapulco's</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/130.jpg</image:loc><image:title>130</image:title><image:caption>Prehistoric grackle</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/165.jpg</image:loc><image:title>165</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/176.jpg</image:loc><image:title>176</image:title><image:caption>At the Texas State History Museum (B is on the far left wearing a white shirt.) </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/164.jpg</image:loc><image:title>164</image:title><image:caption>Hotel San Jose, where we stayed on our trip</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/146.jpg</image:loc><image:title>146</image:title><image:caption>Everyone should include a round of putt-putt on their honeymoon. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/1621.jpg</image:loc><image:title>162</image:title><image:caption>Wuv.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/162.jpg</image:loc><image:title>162</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/140.jpg</image:loc><image:title>140</image:title><image:caption>Costume shop</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/117.jpg</image:loc><image:title>117</image:title><image:caption>To. Die. For. ICE CREAM!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-08T16:32:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/06/29/waves-of-awesome/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/066.jpg</image:loc><image:title>066</image:title><image:caption>Gas and too many kisses irk her. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/020.jpg</image:loc><image:title>020</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-03T18:13:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/06/20/well-this-should-be-fun/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/060.jpg</image:loc><image:title>060</image:title><image:caption>Venturing to the outside. At a coffeeshop in Raleigh </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/067.jpg</image:loc><image:title>067</image:title><image:caption>Traveling is fun. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/056.jpg</image:loc><image:title>056</image:title><image:caption>A happy place</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-26T02:17:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/06/18/a-letter-to-postpartum-me/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-22T04:24:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/06/17/1987/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-26T02:09:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/06/11/brushes-with-fame/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/220px-walkthelinecd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>220px-Walkthelinecd</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/purple_sp_heart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>purple_sp_heart</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/levar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>levar</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-17T21:37:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/06/08/somenotesontwitter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/someecards.jpg</image:loc><image:title>someecards</image:title><image:caption>Wow, thank you so much for sharing with me proof that you have a sense of humor. I was just pondering the other day if you still have a biting sense of irony, and now that you posted 7 someecards in a row, I'm thrilled to see that you do. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/education0915rainbow.png</image:loc><image:title>education0915rainbow</image:title><image:caption>Judging by his Twitter, LeVar was as awesome as I suspected when I was five. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/jose_canseco.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jose_canseco</image:title><image:caption>Hop on board the crazy train! @josecanseco</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/horse_ebooks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>horse_ebooks</image:title><image:caption>If you come away with anything from this blog post, I hope and pray it is to follow @horse_ebooks. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/homestarrunner.png</image:loc><image:title>homestarrunner</image:title><image:caption>I miss you.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-19T02:43:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/05/31/its-all-fun-and-games-until-a-juicy-walks-into-a-window/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/flames.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flames</image:title><image:caption>The bartenders at Geckos could blow fire as well as perform maintenance on sliding doors. Can we say "well rounded"?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/pig.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pig</image:title><image:caption>Our friend Steve found this pig in the garbage outside his apartment once and it made the rounds in all our friends' apartments until someone finally decided to give to Geckos in January 2011. Rumor has it that it's still there. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/shots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shots</image:title><image:caption>Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/geckos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>geckos</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-19T13:28:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/05/21/in-heaven/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/in-heaven.gif</image:loc><image:title>in heaven</image:title><image:caption>Everything is fine. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mylittlepony_cover-256x360.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MyLittlePony_Cover-256x360</image:title><image:caption>I'm not talking about the newfangled Ponys. We're going OLD SKOOL. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-28T00:19:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/05/16/miss-b-emulates-gregor-samsa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/034.jpg</image:loc><image:title>034</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/009.jpg</image:loc><image:title>009</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/032.jpg</image:loc><image:title>032</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-29T18:27:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/05/14/the-weighting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>012</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/cuteshorthaircuts0021.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CuteShortHaircuts0021</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/saggy-baggy-elephant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saggy baggy elephant</image:title><image:caption>.....and a rough depiction of me now</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/elephant-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>elephant 1</image:title><image:caption>A rough depiction of cute me prior to giving birth</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-31T05:06:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/05/08/om-nom-nom-chili-pasta-salad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chili Pasta Salad</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/005.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chili Pasta Salad</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-29T18:19:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/04/30/wherein-i-stare-down-the-enemy-of-sleep/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/015.jpg</image:loc><image:title>015</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>002</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/0111.jpg</image:loc><image:title>011</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/0181.jpg</image:loc><image:title>018</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/0161.jpg</image:loc><image:title>016</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/0141.jpg</image:loc><image:title>014</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/017.jpg</image:loc><image:title>017</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/009.jpg</image:loc><image:title>009</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-17T20:06:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/04/27/the-other-side-notes-on-the-first-month/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/032.jpg</image:loc><image:title>032</image:title><image:caption>Sleep in heavenly peace</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>001</image:title><image:caption>Swaddled and happy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/016.jpg</image:loc><image:title>016</image:title><image:caption>Poor kid dons a ribbon</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-04T01:18:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/04/23/gratitude/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/033.jpg</image:loc><image:title>033</image:title><image:caption>Did you think I could write on gratefulness and NOT include a picture of this gal?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/217.jpg</image:loc><image:title>217</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-29T23:55:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/04/19/humor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/the_larry_sanders_show-show.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the_larry_sanders_show-show</image:title><image:caption>Objectively funny</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-24T19:56:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/04/02/bebe-becomes-miss-c/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/023.jpg</image:loc><image:title>023</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/018.jpg</image:loc><image:title>018</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-27T17:03:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/03/29/learning-german-the-blogging-way/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/eloise.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eloise</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/guten-tag-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guten-tag-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-31T14:42:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/03/27/notes-on-the-38th-week/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/jessica.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jessica</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, WE KNOW you're pregnant. And so do the families and friends of several purple cotton boa constrictors who perished in the making of your dress. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-30T17:56:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/03/25/its-a-wonder-google-works-at-all/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/maeby-funke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maeby funke</image:title><image:caption>"Excuse me, waiter?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/female-chemist-with-flask.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sb10065159bh-001</image:title><image:caption>Source: about.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/stressed-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stressed man</image:title><image:caption>Source: webmd.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/teens_reading.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teens_reading</image:title><image:caption>Source: splibraries.org</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/alexander.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alexander</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-30T04:49:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/03/22/walking-mad-libs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/art-link.jpg</image:loc><image:title>art link</image:title><image:caption>Source: LA Times</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-19T03:01:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/03/14/bullets-in-my-head/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/pinterest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pinterest</image:title><image:caption>Pin this, sucka. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-05T19:39:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/03/12/practical-considerations/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/beareatinggrub.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BearEatingGrub</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/scan0001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hospital to-bring list</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/0201.jpg</image:loc><image:title>020</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/018.jpg</image:loc><image:title>018</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/once-in-a-lifetime.jpg</image:loc><image:title>once in a lifetime</image:title><image:caption>"My God, what have I done?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-21T19:22:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/03/21/to-the-wayfaring-bloggers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/lol-cats-cat-shakes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lol-cats-cat-shakes</image:title><image:caption>I can't Google these on my own. I need your filter, o lolcats blogger. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-05T04:26:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/10/03/a-study-in-pregnancy-guilt-coffee/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>012</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/005.jpg</image:loc><image:title>005</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-06T02:25:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/03/20/the-eve-of-bebe/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-23T16:38:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/03/19/i-shouldnt-have-to-tell-you-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/wine-with-dinner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wine with dinner</image:title><image:caption>Source: bookcliffvinyards.blogspot.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/espresso.jpg</image:loc><image:title>espresso</image:title><image:caption>No, you WON'T be having 18 more of those. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/veuve-clicquot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>veuve-clicquot</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-04T16:15:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/02/15/notes-on-the-32nd-week/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dsc05466.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC05466</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dsc05465.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC05465</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>008</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>006</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-18T02:22:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/03/10/march-is-for-art/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/116.jpg</image:loc><image:title>116</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/0071.jpg</image:loc><image:title>007</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/036.jpg</image:loc><image:title>036</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>001</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/057.jpg</image:loc><image:title>057</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/020.jpg</image:loc><image:title>020</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/082.jpg</image:loc><image:title>082</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/066.jpg</image:loc><image:title>066</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/022.jpg</image:loc><image:title>022</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/052.jpg</image:loc><image:title>052</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-11T20:33:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/03/07/housekeeping/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>006</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/009.jpg</image:loc><image:title>009</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>011</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>004</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/005.jpg</image:loc><image:title>005</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/007.jpg</image:loc><image:title>007</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/0021.jpg</image:loc><image:title>002</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>002</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>008</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-14T16:38:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/02/29/om-nom-nom-berry-sorbet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/0062.jpg</image:loc><image:title>006</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/005.jpg</image:loc><image:title>005</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-10T21:08:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/02/13/wow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>002</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-14T04:37:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/02/08/the-soundtrack-of-our-lives/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>001</image:title><image:caption>Maybe "the nursery is coming together" is a bit too generous a statement. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/a-clockwork-orange-475864l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a-clockwork-orange-475864l</image:title><image:caption>Granted, Little Alex shouldn't watch The Wiggles. But I've gotten over it, </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-15T12:06:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/02/06/i-defer-to-a-wise-bear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dscn1901-e1328397331247.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dscn1901-e1328397331247</image:title><image:caption>My Hero</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-23T00:20:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/02/03/things-id-like-to-retire/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/indian_foods.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Indian_Foods</image:title><image:caption>One billion people can't be wrong. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/decals.jpg</image:loc><image:title>decals</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-06T23:00:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/02/01/dear-snow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/020.jpg</image:loc><image:title>020</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/040-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>040 (2)</image:title><image:caption>So, I liked Iceland. A lot. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dsc006301.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00630</image:title><image:caption>Seoul traffic coping</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dsc00630.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00630</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/376.jpg</image:loc><image:title>376</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-04T02:54:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/02/01/so-touching/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-03T21:24:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/01/30/husband-no-stupid/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/scan0006-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scan0006 (2)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/scan00061.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scan0006</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-06T19:32:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/01/27/seven-is-a-magic-number/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/7x7-blog-award11.png</image:loc><image:title>7x7-blog-award11</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/0081.jpg</image:loc><image:title>008</image:title><image:caption>I took a lichen to Iceland. HAR HAR HAR!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-01T20:49:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/01/23/the-things-you-miss/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dsc00991.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Latte friends</image:title><image:caption>Happy. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cafe-moi3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cafe moi3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cafe-moi2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cafe moi2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cafe-moi1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cafe moi1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/0181.jpg</image:loc><image:title>018</image:title><image:caption>Stroller parking and a rabbit outside the now-defunct Mr. Panny</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/018.jpg</image:loc><image:title>018</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/003-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I'm Home</image:title><image:caption>Inside I'm Home</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/0021.jpg</image:loc><image:title>002</image:title><image:caption>Bacon and shrimp sandwich from I'm Home</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/013-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cafe Street </image:title><image:caption>Cafe Street; Jukjeon, S. Korea</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-26T18:39:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/01/19/10-thrifting-tips-for-the-crafty-and-savvy-girl/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-19T21:07:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/01/16/the-fourth-decade/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-19T01:25:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/01/18/a-grain-of-bebe/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-20T20:03:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/01/17/the-part-where-i-scare-off-all-my-subscribers/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-19T00:59:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/01/13/notes-on-the-28th-week/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/sleep-sheep.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sleep sheep</image:title><image:caption>Sleep Sheep, a godsend from Cloud B</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>003</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>002</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>008</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-16T20:06:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/01/09/red-herrings-worry-hope-and-pizza/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-16T04:33:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/01/06/insert-self-defining-quote-here/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/ralph-waldo-emerson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ralph waldo emerson</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-12T22:28:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/01/11/gap-fail/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/gap-preggo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gap preggo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-12T22:30:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/01/03/one-more-thought-on-the-new-year-before-its-timed-out/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/first_world_problems_12-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>first_world_problems_12 (1)</image:title><image:caption>Get over everything. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dsc01935.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC01935</image:title><image:caption>Emily - the Original Gangsta. And also one the best listeners I've ever come across.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-05T19:30:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2012/01/04/the-first-man-in-my-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dad3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dad3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dad2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dad2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dad1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dad1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-26T15:46:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/12/24/these-are-a-few-of-my-favorite-memes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hipster-kitty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hipster kitty</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/jd2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jd2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/jd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jd</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hipster-ariel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hipster ariel</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/throw-your-hads.jpg</image:loc><image:title>throw your hads</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/curtain-dress.jpg</image:loc><image:title>curtain dress</image:title><image:caption>You don't feel so bad when you wear curtain clothes, duh. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-30T21:34:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/12/19/limbo/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-20T13:16:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/12/16/from-me-to-you-with-bloodshot-eyes/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-26T18:56:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/12/14/you-wouldnt-call-me-versatile-if-you-saw-me-do-math/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/versatile-blogger-award.jpg</image:loc><image:title>versatile-blogger-award</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/uhhh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SNL Gap Girls</image:title><image:caption>Like, so, minimum wage chic</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/donnied.jpg</image:loc><image:title>donnied</image:title><image:caption>Best. Movie. Ever. I mean, you guys. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/mingtsai_headshot.png</image:loc><image:title>mingtsai_headshot</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-18T15:34:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/12/12/turkey-burgers-om-nom-nom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dsc05393.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Homefries</image:title><image:caption>I swear I didn't add a dash of plutonium to my homefries!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dsc05392.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC05392</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-19T19:18:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/12/12/correspondence/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-12T16:01:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/12/09/the-troll-under-the-bridge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/enhanced-buzz-15854-1300424464-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Problem</image:title><image:caption>Problem?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/trollface.png</image:loc><image:title>TrollFace</image:title><image:caption>Beware the troll</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-22T02:09:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/12/07/notes-on-the-23rd-week/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/21weeks5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>21weeks5</image:title><image:caption>Me, now</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/218.jpg</image:loc><image:title>218</image:title><image:caption>Me and besfrinn in May</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-11T09:31:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/11/09/notes-on-the-18th-week/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ultrasound-scan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ultrasound scan</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-07T18:48:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/10/04/why-i-have-confidence-that-the-world-doesnt-suck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mrs_featherbottom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mrs_Featherbottom</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/ad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AD</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-07T18:48:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/10/11/notes-on-the-15th-week/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/rooney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rooney</image:title><image:caption>Me</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/ferris.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ferris</image:title><image:caption>My Havoc-Wreaking Back</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-06T04:27:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/12/05/on-being-nice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/be-nice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>be nice</image:title><image:caption>Actually, stay awhile. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-08T19:22:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/12/02/on-the-road-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/atlanta-georgia-l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>atlanta-georgia-l</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/minneapolisskyline.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MinneapolisSkyline</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/018.jpg</image:loc><image:title>018</image:title><image:caption>At the North Carolina Museum of Art</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/200.jpg</image:loc><image:title>200</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/080.jpg</image:loc><image:title>080</image:title><image:caption>The view from the front steps of the Art Institute, one of my favorite spaces ever</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/peewee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PeeWee</image:title><image:caption>"The old highway's a-callin'. Gotta move on."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-16T15:59:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/12/01/maisy-mouse-vs-redd-foxx/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-02T14:00:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/11/30/not-stopping-til-i-get-enough/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/bookit1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bookit</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dolly1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dolly</image:title><image:caption>Via Wikipedia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dolly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dolly</image:title><image:caption>Via Wikipedia. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/bookit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bookit</image:title><image:caption>Courtesy imremembering.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-01T15:41:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/11/28/get-me-out/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/getmeout.jpg</image:loc><image:title>getmeout</image:title><image:caption>Get Me Out: A History of Childbirth Randi Hutter Epstein, MD</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-30T14:13:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/11/25/gingivitis-friday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/mouthwash11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mouthwash1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/mouthwash1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mouthwash1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-26T01:51:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/09/27/nom-nom-of-the-week-blueberry-bars/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/0041.jpg</image:loc><image:title>004</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>001</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-23T21:49:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/10/13/nom-nom-of-the-week-perfect-choco-chip-cookies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dsc05366.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC05366</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-06T04:34:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/08/27/a-new-kind-of-crazy/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-10T19:32:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/09/21/as-if-this-were-the-only-reason-our-baby-will-be-awesome/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/more-bebe00011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>more bebe0001</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/more-bebe0001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>more bebe0001</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/bebe0001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bebe0001</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-30T02:51:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/08/24/food-feud/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-23T21:43:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/08/29/decorating/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Babar</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/0062.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Babar Reading</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/0081.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Babar and Family</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/009.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Babar Reading</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Babar and His Family</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>004</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/0061.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Babar Reading</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Babar Reading</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/0051.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Babar and His Family</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/005.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Babar and Family</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-23T21:41:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/11/23/tips-on-compiling-a-baby-registry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/bottles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bottles</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/old-fashioned-stroller1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>old fashioned stroller</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/old-fashioned-stroller.jpg</image:loc><image:title>old fashioned stroller</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/zakyhands-pillow.gif</image:loc><image:title>zakyhands pillow</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-25T15:47:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/11/21/getting-it-down/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-25T15:39:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/11/17/surety/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-20T22:58:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/11/16/little-kicks/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-29T16:41:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/11/14/yay-for-awards/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/liebster-award.png</image:loc><image:title>liebster-award</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-15T08:28:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/11/14/so-a-woman-walks-into-the-ultrasound-room/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/scan0002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scan0002</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-19T20:20:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/10/17/so-many-thoughts-so-many-ways-not-to-write-about-them/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-07T20:00:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/10/05/its-pat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/pat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pat</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-06T14:43:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/09/23/pregnancy-dreams-of-the-deranged-variety/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/haunted-cell-phone1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>haunted cell phone</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/haunted-cell-phone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>haunted cell phone</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/bbgrocery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bbgrocery</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-06T14:42:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/09/14/all-hail-emily-queen-of-the-muffin-top/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/muffin5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>muffin5</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-06T14:39:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/09/07/tackiness-the-new-horizon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/car-monogram21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>car monogram2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/bunny-roadblock1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bunny roadblock</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/car-monogram2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>car monogram2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/bunny-phone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bunny phone</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/car-sticker-decal-monogram.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/car-monogram.jpg</image:loc><image:title>car monogram</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-06T14:38:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/2011/09/30/to-raise-a-baby-abroad-in-korea-or-not-to-raise-a-baby-abroad-in-korea/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/dsc01640.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC01640</image:title><image:caption>B and his kiddies making songpyeon: Chuseok 2010</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notthehardestpart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/dsc01602.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC01602</image:title><image:caption>My original babies: Chuseok 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