How To Have a Photo Shoot With a Baby

And before you even ask, yes, the primary reason I wrote this post was so I could put more pictures of Wee Cee up on the blog. SO SUE ME.

Step One: Take a great first picture and then remember to use the camera correctly.

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Sometimes using the flash is kind of a good idea. Baby will punish you for the rest of the shoot for this little oversight.

Step Two: Put Baby in a cute location.

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Sofas aren’t cute enough.

Step Three: Give Baby a prop to distract her. 

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Pro tip #1: Maybe use a prop that baby cannot use to block her entire face.

Step Four: Take a break.

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Pro Tip #2: Make sure you are willing to wake up the baby by taking sleeping pictures.

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Because this.

Step Five: Return to the sofa because you are stubborn. 

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Consider teaching your 10 month old how to sit “like a lady.” Realize fruitlessness.

Step Six: Give Baby the TV remote control and tell her it’s her camera.

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Step Seven: Give up. Take one last picture. Realize you had been trying too hard.

DSC08274I put a random post on the blog yesterday. Be sure to check it out because the word “giveaway” was one of the tags ;D

62 comments

  1. Rainbow Ray's avatar

    Oh my goodness, the little lady is the cutest!

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      She is pretty adorable. We really don’t know where she got that gene from!

  2. Twindaddy's avatar

    She looks so happy.

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      She really is! The closer she is to her bottle, the happier she gets. It’s the darndest thing.

  3. Rutabaga the Mercenary Researcher's avatar

    She’s adorbs… all the pictures are good…

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Hehe thanks. She’s a good subject.

  4. speaker7's avatar

    Oh my lordy…this is so cute, it makes my head hurtz. Sooooooooo cute!

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Interestingly, she often makes my head hurt too. Especially when she’s pulling my hair.

  5. A Gripping Life's avatar

    Little Cee!! Can I just tell you that Curious George is one of my favorites and now to know that Wee Cee sleeps on these sheets, well, it’s all too great! Love this post!

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      I LOVE those sheets. My MIL got them for her at Pottery Barn and they are the absolute softest and cutest. I’m still waiting for her to make the connection that that cartoon she watches after lunch each day and her sheets have something in common.

  6. MissFourEyes's avatar

    She’s adorable

  7. lazylauramaisey's avatar

    Loving the first one despite the bad lighting. The give-me-the-camera one comes a close second x

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      She is beyond obsessed with the camera. She likes to look at the pictures of herself that are saved on it because it’s finally occurred to her that they are of her. She’s a big fan of herself.

      1. lazylauramaisey's avatar

        The same could be said of me….

  8. Ashley Austrew's avatar

    I had to laugh at the very first picture. I do the same thing!

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      It is so infuriating! I am a bit of a dunce when it comes to operating that little machine.

  9. Shoes's avatar

    Cute! I love the sleeping picture. :-) I was very tempted to take a sleeping picture of Carter last night, as he slept in their mini circus tent located in their book nook. I was not willing, however, to wake the bear.

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      You really, really have to be good and sure you want to risk taking the sleeping pictures!

  10. Mooselicker's avatar

    I wish I had a crib to sleep in. I have one memory from my crib and it involves trying to get out. Why would I ever want to leave?

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      That’s a really good question. Cribs are pretty much the awesomest things ever invented. I would never leave mine if I had one.

  11. sidney's avatar

    This is terrific ! Once again you have made my day ! CUTEST baby EVER !!!

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Hehehe I try! :D

  12. krugthethinker's avatar

    I am dying of the cuteness!

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      This is my life! :D

  13. my27stars's avatar

    I just take hundreds and hope that at least three are acceptable. Looks like you took at least a thousand, though, because these are all great! :)

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Hahaha! Thanks! She’s quite photogenic.

  14. rollergiraffe's avatar

    Babies always take cute pictures, even when they’re not doing what they’re supposed to. WeeCee is certainly no exception to this! She’s adorbs. Now, if I posted pictures of myself doing all the same things it would be decidedly uncute. Such a double standard for us old broads.

    1. rollergiraffe's avatar

      And by “us” I mean me. Specifically.

    2. The Waiting's avatar

      I always get oddly weirded out by those pictures that people take of themselves where they duplicate a picture of themselves from when they were kids, only when they’re adults. Does that make any sense? It’s a cool concept, but they always read “porn” to me because it’s inevitably a picture of themselves wearing only a diaper and eating candy that gets reproduced. So very uncute. Ew ew ew.

  15. Katie's avatar

    My cats do the very same thing to me…only your little girl is way cuter!

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Ha! Thanks! There are a LOT of similarities between kitties and babies!

      1. Katie's avatar

        Defiance. Willfulness. Litter boxes, I mean, sand boxes. And sighing when they fall asleep… :-)

        1. The Waiting's avatar

          Awww! I had almost forgotten about those delicious little kitty sighs! So sweet!

  16. sandee's avatar

    That last picture is especially killer!

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      That’s the one that’s going in a frame!

  17. Psychobabble's avatar

    Model in training.

  18. lameadventures's avatar

    WeeCee is so adorable. If I tried to move like her, I’d probably need surgery considering that I wake every morning feeling as stiff as a frozen hunk of ham.

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      She is definitely nimble. Sometimes it makes my back hurt just seeing her fall on her bottom. I think she’s made of Silly Putty.

  19. Ruby Tuesday's avatar

    I love the passed out in the crib picture so, so much. And all of the rest of them! :D

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      I love watching her sleep. I just wish I could use the flash on her when she’s sleeping!

  20. mindfulmagpie's avatar

    I think you need a little skirt and sweater just like Wee Cee’s. THEN you guys would have an even better photo shoot!

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      TOTALLY AGREED! I am in love with her little skirt. But its tag is lying because it says it’s size 18 months. Erm, last I checked she’s not even a year old o_0

  21. Angie Z.'s avatar

    Oh my goodness is she ever cute, despite that her pose would never fly with the Dowager Countess. And I love her little sweater and skirt and those sweet little rosy baby cheeks. If my ovaries now start mass producing eggs and I get knocked up, I’m so going to blame you.

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      It’s funny you should mention that, because I know my blog serves as birth control for so many people who want to remain childless ;)

      1. Angie Z.'s avatar

        My blog could serve that purpose too. Just look at the bratty, droopy eyed kid in the blog banner and your body will go sterile.

  22. dorkdad's avatar

    /facepalm
    You are so transparent.

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      I have nothing to hide.

  23. dkingneece's avatar

    I have WAY too many Sleeping Baby photos.

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      You’ll be glad you have them someday when naps are long gone. I keep telling myself those days will never come. It’s too heartbreaking.

  24. unfetteredbs's avatar
    unfetteredbs · · Reply

    you never need a reason to post pictures of the adorable gal — just do it because you make me smile every time!

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      I am glad I’m not the only person who gets a kick out of them! Rest assured that I will keep posting them.

      1. unfetteredbs's avatar
        unfetteredbs · · Reply

        enjoy it now because once she is a teen — the camera and mom are the enemy :)

  25. Lily's avatar

    So much cute. You seem like a pro at the whole camera thing. I need to remember these steps when I have my own child. The nap pictures were my fave because they were so cozy.

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      The nap pictures are also my fave because they are emblematic of an hour of peace in my home. Nap time=break time.

  26. Anonymous Good Person's avatar

    baby-photo-collage! love! and god, she’s getting big fast. it’s unreal. xoxox

  27. The Hook's avatar

    Hilarious and brilliant!

  28. Lisa Meister's avatar

    i loved this! made me smile after a hard couple of days. thanks!

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