No real post today. I’m working on a piece that may actually be published and trying to get Children’s Week on Tipsy Lit all put together. Whenever times like these come and I don’t have as much time as I usually do to write the highly important blog posts you have come to expect, I usually hit up the Twitter a little more. This is probably healthier for us all, as poison in 140-character hits kills you slower than the full dose.
Here are a few of the things I’ve been tweeting about lately. Apparently I’m doing something right because The Huffington Post’s Parents section retweeted me on my birthday after I said something about Cee eating sand. I shared my Twitter fame with her playgroup and they were decidedly underimpressed.
As Ashley pointed out, it’s like melting a piece of American cheese on a tortilla and calling it a quesadilla.
It’s kind of like getting caught naked inside a meme.
Sid’s friend Gerald has a bright future ahead of him as one of those people who stands in public squares screaming conspiracy theories at unsuspecting bystanders.
I had a really hard time getting this one to catch on.
I ruin her life.
Perfect the “wet look” with Hidden Valley.
If you are truly lacking for mental stimulation and would like more of this, please follow me on Twitter @thewaitingblog. I don’t live tweet anything because we only pick up PBS with our TV antennae, so you can expect an interrupted stream of poop updates and commentary on snack crackers even when the Oscars are on.