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“Insert Self-Defining Quote Here”

Remember when Facebook had a section on your profile where you could type out your favorite quotes? For all I know, it could still have this section, but if so it’s apparently buried among the many other changes to the site that have been implemented for the pure sake of busywork. But that’s another topic […]


Dear Facebook Friends, You are not Jimmy Fallon. Please stop writing “pithy” and “pointed” requests to inanimate objects. Love, Emily **** Dear Facebook Friends, The USPS is in enough trouble. Kindly mail your stupid letters to the intended recipients rather than spray them to everyone you know. Love, Emily **** Real post later today.