You Are Cordially Invited!

It’s time to break out your holiday finery and put a lampshade on your head! The holiday season has arrived!

My co-hostess with the mostest, Ashley. She’s rocking the hors d’oevres.

I’ll be going to one or two Christmas affairs hosted by my friends and family this year, but nothing says “holiday stress” like hosting your own party. Which is exactly what I am going to be doing right here on my blog, along with Ashley from Ashey Etc! It will be a bit like Festivus, since as bloggers we are surely “the rest” of humanity. We’ll gather ’round the Festivus pole after our holiday feast and air our grievances for not getting Freshly Pressed or for getting Freshly Pressed for sub-par material.

Festivus for the ‘Pressed of Us! Be there or be square! No, no, don’t bring a thing; we’ll provide the fruitcake, the booze, and the mistletoe. All you need to bring is your lil’ old self.

And one other thing: a Secret Santa present. Instead of bringing a gift for every one of your blogging pals, all you’ll need to bring is one spectacularly awesome gift for one spectacularly awesome blogger! Here’s how it’ll work:

Yeah, I’ll be in the kitchen the whole time running the show. I’m used to it.

1. You will email Ashley and me at pressedivus@yahoo.com to “RSVP” by November 30. Be sure to include the URL to your site. We will let you know who you’ll be selecting a gift for. You’ll troll their blog, pick out a great gift for them, and email a picture of it back to us along with a brief explanation (think Tweet-length) of why you chose it. Remember, you’re not actually buying a real gift for anyone, so there’s no “spending” cap!

2. We’ll post the gifts in a pre-party post on December 14. You will see what gift was selected for you. Then the guessing of Secret Santas will begin!

3. On the day of the party – December 21 – we will reveal who all the Secret Santas were. And we’ll drink eggnog. Scratch that, I will drink eggnog. You can eat the fruitcake. There’s enough nastiness to go around.

This is a flier party of sorts; if you know about it, then you’re invited. Invite your blogging friends to play because the more, the merrier. Grab the badge and spread the word! We want to see you there!

144 comments

  1. Le Clown's avatar

    Emily and Ashley,
    Love it! Expect email.
    Le Clown

  2. Dan0sz's avatar

    This sounds like a lot of fun!

    Count me in! *sends e-mail*

    I will be Walking along with my good friend Johnnie, if you don’t mind…

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Don’t mind at all. Johnny is more than welcome at any holiday function.

  3. A Gripping Life's avatar

    YAY!! This is just what I need right now, a Festivus party to plan for!! I’m so excited –this is the most awesome idea ever!!! Of course I’ll have to re-read this 100 times to know what I’m supposed to do..haha!
    And just like Daan Van den Bergh I will be bringing some form of alcohol and getting plastered as only a cyber drinking Mormon can do!

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Oh Lisa, I just love you. Don’t worry too much about the details. We’ll recap them in the email we send you ;D

    2. unfetteredbs's avatar
      unfetteredbs · · Reply

      cyber drinking Mormon? baaaa laughing. I think this is my favorite read of the day

      1. A Gripping Life's avatar

        hahah! It is funny, isn’t it? LOL! But I’m serious, I’ll be cyber drinking my ass off!

        1. unfetteredbs's avatar
          unfetteredbs · · Reply

          damn you are making me laugh.. just the idea of it

        2. unfetteredbs's avatar
          unfetteredbs · · Reply

          ps– I think it would be quite funny to let loose the two of us in a bar… haaa

          1. harperfaulkner's avatar

            I want to come! And, I won’t be cyber drinking. HF

    3. The Don BroJo's avatar

      I’ll be right there with you Lisa.

      1. A Gripping Life's avatar

        Yes! I was hoping you and I could get together at this shin-dig. Perfect.

    4. The Waiting's avatar

      Lisa, have you emailed us at pressedivus@yahoo.com to tell us you’re in? Please do! ;D

  4. lazylauramaisey's avatar

    Omg. I’m totally there! Can I fold the napkins? Pleeeeease.

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Be.My.Guest. You can even fold some diapers if you’re feeling really enthusiastic.

      1. lazylauramaisey's avatar

        That I am! Hand over the diapers!

  5. becomingcliche's avatar

    Oh my gosh! How fun is that?!

  6. Cathy Ulrich's avatar

    Awesome! Emily! Count me in. Sending email now.
    Cathy

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Sweet! So glad you’ll be there, Cathy!

  7. Rutabaga the Mercenary Researcher's avatar

    Emailed and ready for action…

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      YES! We’ll be in touch (and I mean that in a fun way, not a job interview-y way.)

      1. Rutabaga the Mercenary Researcher's avatar

        Ha ha – job inform-y would translate to “don’t hold your breath”

  8. TheTragicWhale's avatar
    TheTragicWhale · · Reply

    I absolutely love this!

  9. sj's avatar

    Yes, yes, YAY! Of course I’ll participate!

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Awesome! I really hoped you would!

  10. jells @ I'll Sleep When They're Grown's avatar

    FUNNEST. EVER. I’m inviting my cousin, Jamie @ I Thought This Would Be Easier!

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      It’s a family affair! ;D

  11. saradraws's avatar

    This is probably the only party I’ll be attending.In fact, the only shindig I’ve been to in a long time are my pity parties. They’re not very fun, and the decorations are atrocious.
    ANYWAY…..
    Emailed, etc. Will share also, since it’s not like I’m writing any of my own material lately. xo

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Thanks! Ain’t no party like a blogging party ‘cuz a blogging party don’t stop!

  12. saradraws's avatar

    Reblogged this on Laments and Lullabies and commented:
    Secret Santa for bloggers that requires no cash? Sign me up. A party that requires no showering or talking? I’m in like Flynn. Open invite to anyone reading this.

  13. becca3416's avatar

    I think my inner Santa just squealed. This. Is. Awesome (it warrants the use of such a trite word). I will be e-mailing!

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Anything less than an “awesome” would make me sad. I’m so glad you’ll be there!

  14. The Hook's avatar

    Emily and Ashley,
    Love it! My email has been sent.
    Talk to you soon.

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      The Hook is coming! YES!

  15. Ande's avatar

    I’m in. Definitely my kinda party. Email is sending now.

    Is there already a line forming for the Feats of Strength?

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      I was hoping you’d get the ball rolling with the Feats of Strength. Want to juggle some babies?

      1. Ande's avatar

        Agreed. You offering up C to be part of the hoopla?

        1. The Waiting's avatar

          She’s mature for her age. She can handle it.

  16. thecheekydiva's avatar
    thecheekydiva · · Reply

    How much fun is this?

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      A whole lot! I’m so glad you’re coming!

  17. unfetteredbs's avatar
    unfetteredbs · · Reply

    I love Festivus… and I love this idea

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Festivus is the best holiday, ever. I’m so glad you’ll be there!

  18. The Acts Principles's avatar
    msangiesworld · · Reply

    This sounds like so much fun…A party where I can have fun without some crazy drunk hitting on me, count me in!

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Awesome! Although I can’t ensure that a drunk won’t hit on you, it will for sure be a load of fun.

      1. The Acts Principles's avatar
        msangiesworld · · Reply

        sweetness!

  19. Madame Weebles's avatar

    YES! I’m IN! This is a genius idea.

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Ain’t no party if you’re not there! So glad we can count you in, Weebs.

  20. Kathryn M. McCullough's avatar

    How fun is this!!!!!! Anything Seinfeld is perfect. Will send email. Thanks.
    Hugs,
    Kathy

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Seinfeld=Happiness on a stick. Can’t wait to see you there, Kathy!

  21. Ericka's avatar

    Oh, I want in! I’m pretty stellar at pretend buying things. You should see the Porsche Cayenne I’m pretend sitting in right now. Great idea by the way!

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      I will give you a million pretend dollars for referencing the Porsche Cayenne in your comment.

  22. Shoes's avatar

    My lampshade is dusted and my email sent! :-)

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      YES! I’m so glad you’ll be there, Shoes!

  23. Lily's avatar

    Ooo I’ll do this. But I’m so bad at picking gifts out. I’ll really have to do my research! Sounds like such a cute idea!

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      You don’t have to do much research. If all else fails, you can always just give them an Amazon gift card for $1mil.

  24. Adrienne schmadrienne's avatar

    I saw this on Laments and Lullabies. I’m in (email in progress). I’m a terrible hostess, just ask my girlfriend, who I went shopping with yesterday for party favors for our upcoming party. I groaned and said, “I thought you might do this the weekend I was out of town!” No such luck. So this is my kind of party!

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      HA! I’m not a fan of shopping either. That;s why Cyber Shopping Monday is pretty much the best invention ever. So glad you’ll be there, Adrienne! ;D

  25. idratherbeiniceland's avatar

    I’m in! Will see if I can get some more bloggers…

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Yay! I’m so glad you’ll be there!

  26. […] on, here is an example of blogging love in action: a kick-ass holiday event hosted by Emily from The Waiting Blog and Ashley from Ashey Etc! Zip over to Emily’s cyber-hood and check it out, […]

  27. philosophermouseofthehedge's avatar

    Came over from The Hook. Great idea! WIll think and return!

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      I hope you can make it ;D We’d love to have you!

  28. Mooselicker's avatar

    This is a stupid idea. I say it’s a stupid idea because I thought about doing something similar last year only 5 people would have probably participated so I’m jealous. Yeah yeah I’ll get involved. This should be fun.

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      It’s almost as stupid as a blog devoted entirely to kids shows. ;)

    1. GiggsMcGill's avatar

      Email sent, and excitement on!

      1. The Waiting's avatar

        Awesome! Glad to have you aboard! And yes I did just say that.

  29. Doggy's Style's avatar

    I saw this at Sara’s.
    Count me in!!

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      So glad that you’ll be participating!

  30. jiltaroo's avatar

    This looks like so much fun and I do see some of my lovely friends…saw the repost at the Ringmistresses site. I will send the email and look forward to this incredible event. (I will drink some eggnog too!) Jen

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      You and I can drink eggnog in the corner together ;D

      1. jiltaroo's avatar

        Tee hee…that’ll be me…and mine will be double strength! I think the corner may get very crowded somehow!

  31. speaker7's avatar

    This is awesome. Whoever I get, gets Shake Weights because what is better than Shake Weights? Nothing.

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      I don’t even know what those are and I have a feeling I am going to regret saying that.

      1. speaker7's avatar

        I am aghast. I’m putting this link so you will no longer have to be in the darkness: https://www.shakeweight.com

  32. 1pointperspective's avatar
    1pointperspective · · Reply

    Consider me RSVP’ed.

      1. 1pointperspective's avatar
        1pointperspective · · Reply

        Do I still need to email? I tried to respond to your Tweet, but was stumped by the process.

        1. The Waiting's avatar

          It would be great if you would email us; that way Ashley and I will be on the same page with everything. Thanks!

  33. Ruby Tuesday's avatar

    You’re so very sweet to have tweeted to me, and I know it will be all kinds of fun. Unfortunately, I have to decline, due to the fact that I have mono and apparently any activity more strenuous than breathing will put me in the urgent care. But I’ll be sure to watch how it all unfolds (don’t tell my spleen), and I wish you and all of your party guests a wonderful time!

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Say no more. I have been on the mono train before and it is truly no fun at all. Hope you feel a lot better soon! We will save you a slice of fruitcake. ;)

  34. Carrie's avatar

    Very clever. :) I’m going to pass on participating, but I’ll enjoy it from afar. :)

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Hehe…you can be our DD ;D

      1. Carrie's avatar

        Haha! Yes. That is what I often am, anyway. :)

  35. Amanda Fox's avatar

    If Mooselicker is in and he thinks it’s stupid, then I’m definitely in. I love the idea! Great fun.

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Awesome! I will take a stupid from Tim anyway.

  36. Jen and Tonic's avatar

    This so clever. High fives for both of you! E-mail on its way!

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Hurrah! Thanks, Jen! And happy birthday!

  37. The Don BroJo's avatar

    I signed up as well. I can’t wait to win the prize of best gift. This should be great times.

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      That’s what we’re hoping for! Thanks for emailing!

  38. liquorstorebear's avatar

    YES! YES! I want in! I have good gift ideas … even better than Oprah’s: http://liquorstorebear.com/
    You probably shouldn’t visit http://liquorstorebear.com/2012/11/26/move-over-oprah-lbs-got-some-new-favorite-things-too/ because it’ll be a spoiler.
    Can I invite everybody or just the Freshly Pressed?

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      You can invite EVERYONE! Do it! Do it!

  39. Ghost's avatar

    I’m coming :-)

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Awesome! ;D Just got your email!

  40. Unknown's avatar

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  41. javaj240's avatar

    Reblogged this on Ambling & Rambling and commented:
    This is a great idea!

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Thanks for reblogging and spreading the word!

  42. Amy Reese's avatar

    Oh, what a cute idea, Emily.I’d like to do it!! One email coming up! Now, should I put the badge on my blog, right?

      1. Amy Reese's avatar

        Okay! Will do, Miss!

  43. Verbally Honest's avatar

    Since this loser has not been invited to any Holiday parties, except the one I’m planning for my fellow Dental students,,I would love to come.
    Do you have room in the fridge for my box of Red Vino?
    I will bring complimentary Maple Syrup lollipops for everyone. Except Le Clown cause he’s Le Mean to me ;)

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      We have more than enough room when it comes to vino, even the boxed kind. I think that if Le Clown is Le Mean to you, it means he loves you. At least that’s what I keep telling myself.

      1. Verbally Honest's avatar

        Yes plus he is French Canadian as well! (and a guy)

  44. harperfaulkner's avatar

    “This sounds like so much fun…A party where I can have fun without some crazy drunk hitting on me, count me in!” HF

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Great! It ain’t no party if you’re not there, Harper!

      1. harperfaulkner's avatar

        Ah, you are so kind. I will bring the plastic, red cups. They are both festive and useful! I will also compete in the feats of strength. I thumb wrestle! HF

  45. Psychobabble's avatar

    I can’t wait for the airing of grievances!!!

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Any excuse to complain should be relished.

      1. Psychobabble's avatar

        Get ready, because I have a lot of problems with you people!

  46. Maggie O'C's avatar

    Never fear! I saw this this morning and got pulled away on some stupid work thing but I will be there! With my gift!

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Great! Please email us at pressedivus@yahoo.com so we can tell you who you’ll be selecting a gift for ;D

  47. Crystal's avatar

    Reblogged this on Broken Condoms and commented:
    All the cool kids are doing it!!!

  48. dlaiden's avatar

    Jeez, how did I almost miss this post? That’s it: email notifs. Definitely in!

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Awesome! I was about to tweet at you to get in on this!

  49. rachelocal's avatar

    Expect an email! Fun!

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Hurrah! I’m so glad you’ll be there!

  50. dorkdad's avatar

    There is some genius to this idea. I’m all for virtual-shopping.

    -DD

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      I am a small genius when it comes to presents. I’m so glad you’ll be there!

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  55. asklotta's avatar

    I’m so sad…. I was just sent to your blog today and now have missed your holiday deadline. This just adds to my holiday misery! Damn it, I’m always a day late and a penny short!

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Not to worry! There’s always Boxing Day shenanigans!

      1. asklotta's avatar

        Hip hip hurray!

  56. […] I love Christmas. And giving gifts. And seeing how happy it makes people. I usually, however, have a rather difficult time choosing just the right gift for its recipient – and that’s why I’m that so flabbergasted that I chose to be a part of this awesome event: Festivus. […]

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