Seven Valentines That Will Put You in the Mood For Love

Ahhhhh, can you feel it? Love is in the air.

Or perhaps that is the sickly sweet smell of grapes that your child left behind the sofa three weeks ago.

….

….

OK, that’s totally what it was.

Moving on. 

Valentine’s Day is less than a week away, and if you’re anything like me, you want to celebrate your sweetie in a way that befits your one-of-a-kind love affair. I have created some Valentines to help you do just that.

Enjoy.

1. Celebrate the one who has made it all worthwhile.

complete life

2. And celebrate the one who has stuck by you even on days when you ate only hummus for lunch.

thanks for that

3. Say “you’re great” to the one who has cut all their fingernails down for sanitary reasons.
parenthood

4. Whisper sweet nothings to the person who will always fork over their stick of pepperoni.

romeo and juliet

5. You care, so go ahead and share.

sharing is caring

6. Maybe this is the year that you’ll pop the question.
hold your hand

7. And lastly, give them the gift that will last through all ages. laundry cat

Happy Valentine’s Day!

33 comments

  1. Toddler_Mama's avatar

    Hahaha! Number 2 is amazing. So funny!

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      It’s sad how true it is too.

  2. Eda's avatar

    Twitchy the cat is peering down at me from her seat on the printer and thanks you for laundry cat. Happy VD to you, too!

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Laundry Cat is universally loved :)

  3. oh2bhuman's avatar

    Reblogged this on oh2bhuman and commented:
    A little bit of humour for your Valentine….

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Thanks for reblogging!

      1. oh2bhuman's avatar

        You are more than welcome…great post.

      2. oh2bhuman's avatar

        Hi there…I included you on my list of nominations for the Premio Dardos Award…I hope that was okay…

  4. Lucy's avatar
    A happy Life · · Reply

    I loved this post :)

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Thanks! I had fun making it.

  5. Brown Road Chronicles's avatar

    I think I’ve wiped diarrhea and goldfish out of the car seat. Or maybe it was puke? That was many years ago.

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Body fluids start to run together (eww eww ewwwww) after awhile.

  6. pegoleg's avatar

    I bet Hallmark would love to produce these, even if they might be just a WEE bit taste specific.

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      I’m sure there would be a budgetary shortfall right before they went to print.

  7. The Champa Tree's avatar

    Loved those..Do check out my first post from the Month of Love Series- http://thechampatree.in/2015/02/08/decisions/

  8. Hellbilly Mama's avatar

    Wow, those are beautiful and great thank you for sharing.

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      They really are gorgeous, aren’t they?

  9. The Cutter's avatar

    I’d say I want a laundry cat, but it would probably just get cat hair all over the clean laundry, effectively defeating the purpose.

    Besides, our au pair does the kids’ laundry, so I guess I can suck it up and do mine by myself.

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Wait, you really have an au pair? Fancy schmancy! I’m jealous.

      1. The Cutter's avatar

        Don’t be. It’s the only type of child care we can afford for twin infants

  10. Dawn Quyle Landau's avatar

    Well, that emoticon did not work!

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Ha! That’s ok! I felt the spirit of it :)

  11. Kelly Suellentrop's avatar

    Um, obviously the first one is my favorite. Obviously.

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      I thought you’d like that one ;D

  12. brickhousechick's avatar

    These greeting card are fantastic! Got a great chuckle out of them. Cleverly done. :)

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      Thanks! I had a lot of fun with them.

  13. jmlindy422's avatar

    You wrote all of these? You are a freaking genius.

    1. The Waiting's avatar

      I’m….something. But thanks :D

  14. maneysmilesback's avatar

    Reblogged this on maney smiles back and commented:
    Love it love it. Happy Valentine’s Day, team!

  15. The Waiting's avatar

    Reblogged this on The Waiting and commented:

    T-minus 48 hours until Valentine’s Day! Don’t worry if you haven’t gotten your beloved a card yet; I’ve got you covered.

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